@DaveHillMaybe

Rarely used ghost account of banned-for-life @mrdavehill. Pride of Cleveland out NOW on @800lbrecords. Watch it in FULL! https://xitter.cf/t.co/a5jVGTjh9F

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Against all odds, my original @mrdavehill account has been reinstated. Go follow me over there.
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Aug Stone@augstone26 Feb 2023
Woah, Dave Hill's 'Pride Of Cleveland' special is on YouTube in its entirety! This is a lot of fun, with plenty of "ripping solos" @DaveHillMaybe youtube.com/watch?v=fPtSd7VH…
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Josh Kantor@jtkantor13 Feb 2023
I'm playing three shows this week with the amazing and hilarious @davehillmaybe: Thursday & Friday in Brookline, Saturday in Worcester. Tickets at davehillonline.com/live
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I have classified materials. In my pants.
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New York Comedy Club@nycomedyclub26 Jan 2023
Don't miss @michaelkosta @DaveHillMaybe @CharlesMcBee @CaseyBalsham & more tonight on our 8:30PM! newyorkcomedyclub.com/events…

Michael Kosta, Dave Hill, Charles McBee, Casey Balsham - January 26th 8:30PM

Whether you’re a local or just visiting the greatest city in the world, New York City stand up comedy is a must-do activity. New York Comedy Club offers the most authentic NYC comedy experience in...

newyorkcomedyclub.com
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#SanFrancisco I’m headed to @SFSketchfest Feb 3-4 and I’m making it everyone else’s problem! Stoked to perform with @DALIA and @chadopitz and @DaveHillMaybe! Tickets on the Sketchfest site!
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Flying Comfort Plus on Delta today. Yeah I can board early but I’ll probably hang back anyway cuz I’m super chill and also have a large penis.
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If you can’t walk in your shoes without making a lot of noise, you probably should stop wearing those shoes. There- I said it. I’m a bitch but this bitch is right.
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One of my favorite things to do is eat a ton of pizza and then talk about how much pizza I ate and then get up to some porking. That’s three things but also not really.
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At Newark airport. Straight up porking outside Cinnabon like a sailor on leave.
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I’ve 100% gotten out of reggae what I put into it. Thank you.
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I would thrive in the NFL. Passing, catching, running, dominating. Giselle Bundchen would ask to marry me and I would respectfully say “Not now” on account of all the sex I’d be having with fans.
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Not to brag, but I have always thought Kanye West totally sucks.
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Tom Brady is a knob and football is a dumb sport. Fight me.
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Michael Ian Black
@michaelianblack23 Nov 2022
Congratulations Team USA on another great week of mass shootings.
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NHL
@NHL22 Nov 2022
The NHL is proud to support this past weekend's Team Trans Draft Tournament in Middleton, Wisconsin. This was the first tournament comprised entirely of transgender and nonbinary players, with around 80 folks participating! #HockeyIsForEveryone #NHLPride
Team Trans huddling up at center ice in a group hug.

ALT Team Trans huddling up at center ice in a group hug.

Players from Team Trans sitting on the bench watching the tournament.

ALT Players from Team Trans sitting on the bench watching the tournament.

The backs of players on Team Trans while they're sitting on the bench, the NHL logo apparent on the backs of their jerseys.

ALT The backs of players on Team Trans while they're sitting on the bench, the NHL logo apparent on the backs of their jerseys.

Goalie in net with supporters at the glass with signs that say, "We love Team Trans"

ALT Goalie in net with supporters at the glass with signs that say, "We love Team Trans"

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Chris Gersbeck@CSGersbeck20 Nov 2022
Trump and Kanye are back and yet somehow @mrdavehill is still blocked
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.@united made me check my guitar on my way to O’Hare today and was kind enough to randomly throw it on the floor at baggage. Last time I gate checked a guitar and they destroyed the case. What’s next, guys?
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