@chadopitz

Stand up comic by night/protecting Rick Moranis also by night Instagram: @chadopitz

 Los Angeles, CA
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Joined April 2011
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Necronomicon in a Lil Free Library, by Nervous Energy

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Chris Evangelista@cevangelista413Feb 18
EVIL DEAD movie where someone finds the Necronomicon in one of those free outdoor libraries
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New ep is out today with returning champs @chadopitz and @jeremyelderr, plus everybody’s champion, @pagetpaget. Chad recommended BREAKDOWN from 1997, Jeremy is a fan of the one-shot movie VICTORIA, and Paget Brewster loves Sean Baker’s RED ROCKET. Which of these is your fav?
40%BREAKDOWN
47%RED ROCKET
13%VICTORIA
15 votes • Final results
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bro what do you mean i should learn how to code or become an influencer. im meant to be an 80s video store clerk recommending gory horror movies to the neighbourhood scamps. im meant to be a small town radio dj who plays too much new wave and gets involved in a local mystery.
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Chad Opitz retweeted
Chad Opitz@chadopitz12 Apr 2024
I've been "Florida sober" (haven't done cocaine with Hulk Hogan) for over 90 days.
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How many families has Coldplay ruined?
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The alternate title for 28 Years Later was 28 Inches Later
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How come they never make iron skillets with big ol' titties? They always flat.
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I personally want to thank @chadopitz for this news!
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm12 Jun 2025
Rick Moranis will be coming out of retirement to reprise his role as Dark Helmet in ‘SPACEBALLS 2’ Bill Pullman will also return as President Skroob (Source: Deadline)
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Mel Brooks played President Skroob and Yogurt. Bill Pullman has been confirmed to reprise his role as Lone Starr. deadline.com/2025/06/spaceb… m.imdb.com/title/tt009401… spaceballs.fandom.com/wiki/Skroob spaceballs.fandom.com/wiki/Yogurt
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This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read
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Siskel & Ebert would have given this new Pope Two Thumbs Up
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If you commit a sin before they elect a new Pope it doesn't count
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If Francis had dipped 2 months ago, Conclave would have won best picture
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"He is rizzin" - Christ's followers after he begins displaying a newfound amount of swagger and confidence
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This rules
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Mickey Rourke and JoJo Siwa are on the new season of Celebrity Big Brother together.
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Happy birthday to Michael Rooker! I once showed Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer to a girl I had a crush on in high school which is perhaps one of the most ill-advised decisions in my entire life.
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"Get me to God's country"
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Super fun ep from Bakersfield with Daniel Betts, @DJDannyHill and @chadopitz is out now and ready for you to do with it what you will.
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Critic Fans!!!! You keep telling me you want it back. I've been trying for years! Well, now, creator Al Jean is on board!!! If you want it back, we need your help! Please like this post and spread the word! So we can show the studio, how many people want it!
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Oh, joy! Rapture! Varietyville Visits Oz on April 10th! We’re off to see the Wizard in a special edition of Varietyville, reimagining one of history’s greatest films as only we could. Join us for this roundtrip over the rainbow on April 10th at the LA Connection Comedy Theatre!
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