Boebert Demands Votes be Recounted Manually: 'I Favor a Hand Job'
COLORADO—Rep. Lauren Boebert on Sunday called for a manual recount of the election results in her congressional district, telling reporters, “I favor a hand job.”
"This recount should not be conducted in secrecy," Boebert said. "What is needed is a hand job, with plenty of people around to watch."
Asserting that the voters “deserve to be satisfied," she declared, "A hand job is the surest way to guarantee a happy ending."
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Dis' guy @GuntherEagleman ⤵️ is an uninformed, uneducated hack.
I have no doubt Democrats cheated in the midterms.
@LeaderJohnThune did nothing to stop them.
“I think he’s been bought”: Former US Army Europe commander claims Putin is pressuring Trump
“I can’t prove it, but it’s absolutely clear that President Trump is under some kind of pressure from Vladimir Putin. I think he’s been bought,” retired General Ben Hodges said on the German political talk show Maybrit Illner.
According to Hodges, Trump now has two options: admit that he is beholden to Putin or try to escape accountability by counting on protection from his successor.
“We’ve never had a perfect president. But having a president who is not only corrupt himself, but also allows others to be corrupt, is an incredible disgrace,” Hodges concluded.
Do you agree?
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David Glosser, Stephen Miller's uncle, told CNN his nephew is an "immigration hypocrite":
Our family history is entirely dependent on our ability to escape a terrible situation in Belarus. Had we not been able to enter America when we did, Stephen Miller would not exist. Everybody else who didn't make it to America ended up dying in the Holocaust.
Have a great weekend. nitter.gq/13thKai/status/2118718…
To all #Republicans and #MAGA @Republicans investors and some dummies like @atensnut @EricLDaugh @GuntherEagleman who bought shares in $DJT or #TrumpCoin Youve gotta feel sorry for them. Right? Nope! They deserve getting creamed & losing all their $$ from $100+ now under $4 a share finance.yahoo.com/quote/DJT/
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Zohran Mamdani is on fire. 🔥
🇺🇸JD Vance at 6:00 PM: We lost due to the Iran war which causes household inflation for Americans
🇺🇸Zohran at 7:00 PM: "Bro you are VP of USA, not a random Twitter troll. You can't post like it's someone else's war. You started it, You can end it. Stop tweeting and crying, start acting."
Brutally Cooked 👏
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BREAKING: Congressman Thomas Massie has officially introduced Articles of Impeachment against Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth.
The impeachment articles outlined by Rep. Thomas Massie include:
War Powers Violations (Articles I–III): Waging unauthorized and unlawful military hostilities in Iran exceeding 90 days, defying congressional removal directives (such as H. Con. Res. 86), and exceeding statutory termination limits.
Military and Conduct Abuses (Articles IV–VIII):Ignoring civilian casualty minimization laws, including strikes resulting in deaths in Minab, Iran.
Extrajudicial maritime strikes against alleged drug traffickers in the Caribbean and Pacific, resulting in over 221 deaths.
Retaliating against Senator Mark Kelly for protected free speech.
Involvement in the capture/kidnapping of Venezuelan leader Nicolás Maduro during Operation Absolute Resolve.
Executing unauthorized military operations in Yemen under Operation Rough Rider causing civilian casualties.


























