Was head speechwriter @KamalaHarris. Ran for Congress, fmr writer @JohnKerry @MichelleObama @BarackObama @maura_healey. @RedSox fan. Eats candy corn. He/Him.

Brookline, MA
Joined January 2009
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Anyway, I can personally vouch for the fact that at least some members of the Obama family are familiar with and seemingly fans of the Cheesecake Factory.
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Yeah, that should do it
Kevin Hassett: "The affordability crisis is a myth"
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During the January 6th attack on the nation's Capitol, Daniel Rodriguez drove a stun gun into the neck of Officer Mike Fanone. He was knocked unconscious, had a heart attack and suffered a traumatic brain injury. It ended his career. Rodriguez got over 12 years in prison for his assault on police. On day one, Donald Trump gave him a "full, complete and unconditional pardon" and sent him home. This is far and away the most corrupt White House in American history.
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Breaking: Donald Trump was "an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s abuse of young women in the mid-to-late 1990s,” according to a report issued today by Dems on the House Judiciary Committee. The report includes one new rape allegation against Trump, and calls for a special investigation of the Trump administration's cover-up of Epstein's crimes.
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Elon Musk has spent more money on American elections in the last two years than George Soros has in his entire life.
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Places you go when you're definitely on offense
This week, President Donald J. Trump will visit: MONDAY (10/26): Corinth, Mississippi TUESDAY (10/27): Corpus Christi, Texas TUESDAY (10/27): Lubbock, Texas WEDNESDAY (10/28): Chillicothe, Ohio FRIDAY (10/30): Daytona, Florida SUNDAY (11/1): Dubuque, Iowa Vice President JD Vance will visit: MONDAY (10/26): Belgrade, Montana MONDAY (10/26): Topeka, Kansas TUESDAY (10/27): Howell, Michigan MORE TO COME... 👀
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this was the overflow room
Trump lies his ass off: "I saw Barack Hussein Obama was in Michigan. And the place was empty."
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Huge respect to the organizers, activists and voters of Brazil and Serbia. These results are due to so much work and they give us so much hope. There is nothing inevitable about the far right.
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PRESIDENT LULA WINS! Huge win for the world and a shocking defeat for Donald Trump who tried to help Bolsonaro win. You love to see it. Well done, Brazil!
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“Obama snobbery”
Classic Obama snobbery. Cheesecake Factory is a great option for people who can’t afford a private chef at their Martha’s Vineyard estate.
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“Obama snobbery”
Classic Obama snobbery. Cheesecake Factory is a great option for people who can’t afford a private chef at their Martha’s Vineyard estate.
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More than five million Americans have lost their SNAP benefits due to Trump's "Big Beautiful Bill," which has forced many, including US veterans, to go to food banks.
Classic Obama snobbery. Cheesecake Factory is a great option for people who can’t afford a private chef at their Martha’s Vineyard estate.
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Wow, this is wonderfully nostalgic. It’s like getting in the DeLorean to go back to the Obama era when him eating alfalfa or Dijon mustard was offensive language. But to be fair, it has been almost a month since Trump suggested nuking LA and San Diego.
This line is getting praise on X, but it’s actually elitist garbage written by a speechwriter who clearly hasn’t spent much time in a Cheesecake Factory, which has none of the gaudy Trump aesthetic, and just feels good to say because it represents flyover MAGA “night out.”
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He’s more openly racist than George Wallace was. He’s absolute trash
Trump: Why do we always take people from shithouse countries? Why can't we take people from Norway or Sweden?
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Hard to think of anything more elitist and condescending than to suggest that Cheesecake Factory fans (like me) want the White House to look like Saddam Hussein's version of the restaurant. Do you really think that little of people?
Makes speeches for 500k a pop. Hasn’t eaten dinner that costs less than $250 in years. Has never been in a Cheesecake Factory. Undefeated at condescending to regular folks. Will always be known for a presidency that ushered in the Trump era to begin with.
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You took marching orders from Trump. You filed a frivolous and sanctionable case. You are going to lose. Mary Peltola is going to win this election and when she is sworn in, I hope you are there to sit and weep.
The Department of Justice does not seek to stop any ballot from being cast or to stop the certification of Alaska's election. This litigation seeks to ensure that after Alaskans cast their ballots, they are preserved in a manner so that only Alaska's governing officials have the information necessary to make a determination as to whether Alaskan voters were confused or mislead. The lawsuit was written by Justice Department attorneys and the Department did not coordinate with any campaign or candidate, but rather relied solely on federal law.
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Never have I agreed with him more
Trump: We were a country led by morons and bad people.
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OBAMA: He pulled out of the JCPOA, starts this war—Seven months later, six months after they declared victory, how's that war going?  Our allies and our bases have been attacked. Americans have been killed. Hundreds of Americans have been wounded. We have run down our stock of missiles. And Iran now has veto power over the strait of hormuz, where oil goes through to the world market.  This is the reason why the price of oil is up. Nobody disputes that. This is the reason the price of diesel is up. This is the reason why the price of just about everything is up. Meanwhile, you got the defense secretary who's squarely focused on important matters: the jawlines and testosterone levels of our troops.  These are not serious people. And the problem is you end up having to pay the price for their lack of seriousness.
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“He's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory. It's gold everywhere.” Get him boss
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OBAMA: He's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory. It's gold everywhere.
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