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A star is born is one of the best films I have seen for such a long time.
So much so I lent @ladygaga one of my suits
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This was days b4 my husband took his own life.Suicidal thoughts were there,but you'd. Never kmow. #fuckdepression
It seems that the path to getting the help you actually need regarding mental health in this country requires a suicide attempt, a complete mental break down or to injure yourself or somebody else. #ItsNotGoodEnough @MattHancock @theresa_may
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It's that anniversary again. This year, I apologise for killing someone who didn't die during the #BattleofHogwarts, but who laid down his life to save the people who'd win it. I refer, of course, to Dobby the house elf.
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Replying to @IcelandFoods
There's no gravy there, we definitely can't operate without gravy...
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Replying to @KFC_UKI
Hmm, we think we should let the people decide... 🤔
What's more important from a fried chicken place?
69%Fried chicken
31%Gravy
889 votes • Final results David retweeted
Replying to @IcelandFoods
Fair point. Can we borrow Peter Andre from you for our grand re-opening?
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Replying to @KFC_UKI
🎤 I stop and stare at you, clucking on the shore,
I try to concentrate, my mind wants to eat more,
The chicken-y scent of you, takes me up above,
Hen when I look at you, oh, I fall in love 🎤
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Just opened a Christmas card and a Yorkshire Pudding fell out hahahahahahahahaha
Gotta love my Auntie Bessie


















