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England, United Kingdom
Joined January 2016
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He’s got the 💩💩💩 🤢
BREAKING: Harry Maguire didn’t take part in Leicester City training today, amid continued interest in him from Manchester United.

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Imagine if you couldn’t watch the videos you love. We support copyright reform with an Article 13 that works for everyone. Learn more about Article 13: youtu.be/lepYkDZ62OY. #SaveYourInternet
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A star is born is one of the best films I have seen for such a long time. So much so I lent @ladygaga one of my suits
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This was days b4 my husband took his own life.Suicidal thoughts were there,but you'd. Never kmow. #fuckdepression
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No mum, I’m not coming home. It’s...
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It's that anniversary again. This year, I apologise for killing someone who didn't die during the #BattleofHogwarts, but who laid down his life to save the people who'd win it. I refer, of course, to Dobby the house elf.
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Him: Meet me at McDonald's? Barber: Say no more, fam.
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Replying to @IcelandFoods
There's no gravy there, we definitely can't operate without gravy...
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Replying to @KFC_UKI
Hmm, we think we should let the people decide... 🤔 What's more important from a fried chicken place?
69%Fried chicken
31%Gravy
889 votes • Final results
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Replying to @IcelandFoods
Fair point. Can we borrow Peter Andre from you for our grand re-opening?
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Replying to @KFC_UKI
🎤 I stop and stare at you, clucking on the shore, I try to concentrate, my mind wants to eat more, The chicken-y scent of you, takes me up above, Hen when I look at you, oh, I fall in love 🎤
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Just opened a Christmas card and a Yorkshire Pudding fell out hahahahahahahahaha Gotta love my Auntie Bessie
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Very decent of @ManUtd to wait until @WayneRooney left the pitch before demolishing Everton.
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Theresa May says UK terror threat level raised to critical, highest possible level, after London Tube blast bbc.in/2x2JI21
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David retweeted
'@MrDDyer as Deadpool is propa nawty...
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mentally ill people need more from you than just tweeting out the suicide hotline everytime a famous person kills themselves.
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It's cold in Paris, so the Eiffel Tower is smaller than normal, but still, so beautiful.
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can you guess whose closet this is? #UntitledHanSoloMovie
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Condolences to the @TheRealStanLee and his entire family. RIP Joan Lee.
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