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Just buy the fucking album already. JamesBlunt.lnk.to/AirplaneMo…
My dear friend @JamesBlunt has asked me to buy his new record and I will, just as soon as he buys some Hawkstone for his pub.
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Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
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The best part of Yorkshire is the North. But then, I would say that! Beautiful tribute. We will remember them.
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genuinely what the fuck do we even do in a situation like this
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All that money, and AI has to be taught that there are 3 Rs in strawberry because it doesn't know how to count them.
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Starting to look like the UK's incompetence with AI might end up being a blessing.
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Your annual reminder: Guy Fawkes day is a British holiday celebrating how they stopped a Catholic from blowing up parliament V for Vendetta (comic) is a dystopian story about tyranny vs anarchy V for Vendetta (movie) is just "George Bush bad"
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Fuck it. Everything's way too fucking doom doom doom. I'm gonna watch Farscape.
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Laziest fight ever
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Who was the examplar of leftist morality whom the mainstream sent in 2002 to do a doc on young British nationalists and to morally condemn them? Oh, yes. Russell Brand, the anal rapist!
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“I moved here for a better life.” I see. It must be pretty bad in your country huh? “Oh no, it’s better than yours and I’m a better person than you.”
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