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Just buy the fucking album already. JamesBlunt.lnk.to/AirplaneMo…
My dear friend @JamesBlunt has asked me to buy his new record and I will, just as soon as he buys some Hawkstone for his pub.
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Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
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The best part of Yorkshire is the North. But then, I would say that! Beautiful tribute. We will remember them.
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genuinely what the fuck do we even do in a situation like this
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Your annual reminder: Guy Fawkes day is a British holiday celebrating how they stopped a Catholic from blowing up parliament V for Vendetta (comic) is a dystopian story about tyranny vs anarchy V for Vendetta (movie) is just "George Bush bad"
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Laziest fight ever
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Who was the examplar of leftist morality whom the mainstream sent in 2002 to do a doc on young British nationalists and to morally condemn them? Oh, yes. Russell Brand, the anal rapist!
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“I moved here for a better life.” I see. It must be pretty bad in your country huh? “Oh no, it’s better than yours and I’m a better person than you.”
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James O'Brien on the murder of Henry Nowak Could have talked about how awful the last moments of that poor boys life were Failed by the state Failed by society Failed by everyone Instead he says "Stop Whining" Lowest of the low. Absolute Scum.
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I miss Clippy!
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You're aboard the Enterprise setting a trap for the traitor in your ranks. Join the stakeout! Second Mission: The Delivery (Part 3.1 - The Stakeout) #Amalgaverse Captain’s Log , supplemental: Mr. Scott has repaired the warp coils, and the Enterprise is back at full warp.  We’re behind schedule but still within the window for delivery.  Our passengers have been told we’re out of danger.  That isn’t entirely true.  Logs recovered from the cruiser’s utility drone confirm that its engines were deliberately sabotaged, and whoever did it is now a guest aboard my ship.  Tonight we’ve set a trap, with the drone as bait.  If our saboteur wants to keep their secret, they’ll have to come for him.  And we’ll be waiting. Kirk has reassured his guests that the repairs are complete and the delivery is on schedule.  He adds, in passing, that Carter and Data are working on Dunsel.  Curiously, the drone’s memory stores were wiped, but they’re confident they can fully restore them by morning. Dunsel is parked in the science lab for the night, apparently unguarded.  In reality, crew members are lying in wait while others monitor the lab on a hidden feed. Hours pass.  Nobody comes.  Internal sensors show all four guests in their quarters the entire night. Then, the warp core goes offline.  The Enterprise drops out of warp and the ship goes dark except for emergency lighting and life support. Scotty reports that the core is intact, but something has knocked it out, and he can’t tell what.  On the bridge, Data picks up a subspace signal coming from somewhere inside the ship: a beacon, broadcasting the Enterprise’s position.  Then long-range sensors show a ship approaching at high warp. The trap was set for the mole, but the mole had other plans. The mystery ship will arrive in minutes, and there aren’t enough hands to do everything. What do you do? A) Locate the beacon.  Silence it before the mystery ship can lock on to the Enterprise’s position.  It’s somewhere aboard, and the search will pull crew away from defending the ship. B) Prepare to repel boarders.  Place armed teams at key points and a guard on Zax.  The ship will be ready for a fight, but the beacon keeps transmitting its signal. C) Hit them first.  Load a strike team onto the puddle jumper and board the mystery ship before its crew can board yours.  It could end the threat before it starts, but it sends your best fighters off the Enterprise, leaving you at a clear disadvantage if you are boarded. Choose! Recruit a crewmate. Share this with a fellow fan! Then TURN ON NOTIFICATIONS so that you don't miss a step on this mission!
Second Mission: The Delivery (Part 2.5 – Persons of Interest) #Amalgaverse With all hands sheltered in the shielded core, the baryon sweep rolls across the Enterprise, a red glow moving section by section from the nacelles to the engineering hull, then finally up and over the saucer.  The subspace organisms burn and flake away into space, and the hull comes up clean. But the sweep has scorched the warp coils.  “Cooked,”says Scotty, “like a Burns Night haggis.”  He starts repairs while the Enterprise limps on through the corridor at reduced warp.  The margin on Zax’s delivery is shrinking by the hour. With the ship out of danger for the moment, the crew turns its attention to the passengers. Thor volunteers to ask Zax what makes him worth all this trouble.  Zax is delighted to tell him, launching into a series of personal reflections that provide absolutely no insight into his current circumstances but paint an excruciatingly detailed portrait of his childhood on Rigel and his strong opinions on Andorian theater.  Two hours in, Thor raises a hand and says: “Stop talking.”  Zax falls silent, mid-sentence.  “Thank you,”says Thor.  He leaves, later reporting: “I learned nothing.  Except that Andorian theater is apparently very derivative.” Aeryn Sun takes a seat across from Lucinda in Ten Forward and attempts to engage her in conversation.  But Lucinda neither confirms nor denies anything, and politely turns every question back on Aeryn. “She never sits with her back to the door,”notes Aeryn, “and always keeps her right hand free.  Clocks anyone who comes within three metras of her.  She’s ex-military.  I’d know.” Daniel shares a meal with Milo, expecting small talk, and ends up deep in a debate about the Ancients. “He made a couple of great points about ascension I’d never even considered,”marvels Daniel.  “And I’ve actually ascended!” G’Kar, no stranger to diplomats, finds Robespierre happy to discuss his distinguished career, including the three promotions he was unfairly denied.  Every question about the mission, however, meets a polite and immovable wall. “He reminds me of a Centauri I know,”says G’Kar.  “All smiles, and a vault of secrets behind them.” Then Carter calls you to engineering.  She and Data have been piecing together data recovered from Dunsel, who trundles nearby, cheerfully greeting the same wall panel for the third time. When the cruiser’s engines failed, Dunsel apparently ran a diagnostic and logged his findings before anyone could stop him.  The failure was no accident.  Someone sabotaged the engines and forced the cruiser out of warp, which is how the mercs knew exactly where to find it.  Then they tried to bury the evidence by wiping Dunsel’s memory stores.  The wipe damaged his neural network, which explains his odd behavior. Someone aboard that cruiser sabotaged their own ship.  And that someone is now aboard the Enterprise. What do you do first? A) Search the guest quarters.  Fast and direct, but a careful mole will have hidden anything worth finding, and you’ll have tipped your hand.  Also, a diplomat’s quarters are off limits, and Robespierre will make sure Starfleet hears about it. B) Request background checks from Starfleet Command.  They’ll be thorough but slow, and the answers may not arrive before the delivery. C) Surreptitiously question them about their whereabouts in the hour the cruiser was sabotaged, but don't tip your hand. D) Confront them.  Gather all four passengers, announce there’s a saboteur among them, and watch how each one reacts.  It might shake something loose, or it might drive the mole to ground. E) Use Dunsel as bait.  Let word slip that his memory can be fully restored, and watch who comes for him.  It could catch the mole in the act, but Dunsel may not survive a second attempt. Choose! [END OF ACT TWO] Recruit a crewmate. Share this with a fellow fan! Then TURN ON NOTIFICATIONS so that you don't miss a step on this mission! See below for our Previously On recap - or check out the glorious Amalagaverse website: amalgaverse.link/index.html by @ugorur
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Why are Germans invading Poland again?
Jakie jest szansa, że parę dni przed wydarzeniami pod Trybunałem Konstytucyjnym do Warszawy jedzie kilkanaście niemieckich furgonetek policyjnych? Dlaczego policjanci pod Trybunałem nie mieli numerów na mundurach?
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She's coming.
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The dungeon synth tracks on these old 1980’s documentaries had no business going this hard holy shit
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"YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILLIES!" - Patrick Stewart
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