Problem solver @Topdesk • Proud @jumboprivacy pro • Ex eSports community manager and ex podcast host • Trying to make the world a better place with open source

The Hague
Joined August 2010
*Finally cleans up Twitter profile and shows it to best friends* Me: check it out guys I’ve updated my Twitter profile and I think it looks pretty good ☺️ Best friends: you forgot to include pronouns. Obviously you suck at Twitter. Me: 😑
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Made them use Jira
JUST IN: Japanese scientists force cancer cells to kill themselves in new experiments
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Just used LiteLLM to create my first PHP website. The AI even suggested getting a certificate from eMudhra for HTTPS to protect my login page. The future looks really bright 🥳
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Charging for Let'sEncrypt is another type of asshole
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The BBC's "strength in depth" means that its "Cyber Correspondent" has never heard of a language that runs half the websites on the Internet.
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-----BEGIN EC PRIVATE KEY----- 4 -----END EC PRIVATE KEY----- 😬
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Being middle class in 2026
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That cyberattack on the Netherlands’ largest retailer (Albert Heijn) means practically no fresh produce (fruits or vegetables) in their stores. Which is the first area you see when you walk in. Not good enough IT security having real-world consequences unfortunately
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Here’s my experience using Meta’s Muse: Idk and I never will because I refuse to give Meta even more access to data than they already have
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2026 is 75% complete.
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Marketing my cat like a new Apple product
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lmao what
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buying iPhone Duo in europe? why not add a free weekend trip to NYC
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Them: Billionaires should do more for society!! Billionaires: Okay, here's $10m for a Linux nonprofit to make the prophecy of desktop liberation come true! Them: NO, NOT LIKE THAT!!! 😡😡😡 oligarchy.fyi/
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The game is up
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Important updates: News on physical discs for new games - play.st/4v86Wg3 News on PlayStation Store on PS3 and PS Vita - play.st/4vEN9FX
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L’article 102 du TFUE (Union Européenne) interdit à une entreprise en position dominante d’abuser de cette position, notamment en imposant des conditions non équitables, en limitant la production ou l’innovation au détriment des consommateurs, ou en faussant la concurrence. eur-lex.europa.eu/eli/treaty/tfe…
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This is how Apple search engine works btw.
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Replying to @Shpigford
This is my most prized screenshot.
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Knockoff is now live! Filter out the knockoff crap brands on Amazon. Sorry to brands like WNPETHOME, EHEYCIGA, YXYL, LU&MN, JOYIN, TOMY, GODONLIF, YOOJEE, LINGTENG, LANEIGE, VISCOO, BIODANCE, COOFANDY, BALENNZ, TOSY and LUENX. knockoff.shopping
built a little chrome extension that lets you dim (or hide!) all the crap, mass-produced, fake brands on amazon. should i release it?
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