ALT A man says "turns out my favourite director was a domestic abuser." Another man puts his hand on the other guy's shoulder and says "sucks for you man." He then effusively states "every piece of media I've ever enjoyed was made by a good person..." He then smugly points to him self. He continues "...and thus, I am a good person."

ALT A man's head is on fire. He says "oh shit, I'm on fire! what am I supposed to do again?" He stays "Stop." He lies down and says "drop." While lying down, he says "shut em down, open up shop." He realizes "no wait, that's Ruff Ryder's Anthem." His whole body is engulfed in flame. It goes FWOOOOOSH.