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DervishSimulator🐧

@DerviSimulator

I feel happy, I feel healthy, I'm a human being.

Joined January 2026
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ryan@picklegirl338h
I FOUND IT....
ryan (@picklegirl33) profile pictureryan@picklegirl33Aug 28
who has lois singing glory box by portishead
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BIG BOYS CLUB™️
@UncleAfterDark14h
What she sees when she wakes up on November 1st
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Chiquis@Champeinpapi112h
El gobierno: “Mexicanos en Arabia Saudita, cuídense mucho, es muy peligroso” Michoacán todos los putos días:
Embajada de México en Arabia Saudita (@Embamex_ASA) profile pictureEmbajada de México en Arabia Saudita
@Embamex_ASANov 1
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Flesh Simulator
@fleshsimulatorOct 31
NEW VIDEO OUT youtu.be/W-5ZtTJpncU
The Olney Murder House: Weapons, Women, and Wackenhut | FLESH SIMULATOR

The Olney Murder House: Weapons, Women, and Wackenhut | FLESH SIMULATOR

DONATE TO THE CHANNELETH: 0x0A48B8d9f2268BdBA0c67CfB7B8D8a71F73302...

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Parker King aka LEGODAD@legodad420Oct 30
Hila has been trying to stop this from going public but it LEAKED this afternoon #ethanklein #hilaklein – at Delray Beach, FL
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Pukeko Simulatrix 🍎
@PukeCreatureOct 30
crazy how this nigga is somehow always in front of me when I'm trying to go somewhere
𝐍𝐨𝐯𝐚 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬🖤✨ (@NovaNova266079) profile picture𝐍𝐨𝐯𝐚 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬🖤✨
@NovaNova266079Oct 23
The World's Slowest Man... or a Real-Life Superhuman?
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@WatcherGuruOct 29
BREAKING: World's largest crypto exchange Binance hacked with over $5.6 billion stolen: • $1.45 billion $BTC • $875 million $ETH • $234 million $TRX • $50 million $XAUT • $1.57 billion $USDT • $823 million $USDC • $75 million $WBETH • $88.5 million $RLUSD + $447.5 million additional cryptocurrencies This is the largest hack in crypto history.
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This is the worst read before bed, I haven't been scared or uncomfortable from a book in years. She did it, she finally did it.
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Darius@folop16Oct 26
I’m in the clear ✅
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ms rat 🐀 (@ratbitebaby) profile picturems rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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@andyryan1945Oct 26
If you saw how I clean yogurt off the foil lid, you’d stop playing hard-to-get.
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Crispy🍎@NotHalfGoodOct 26
Choombata I’m gonna keep it an eddy with you. Daddy is gonked off the sauce
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Maorum@BigFreaqyWiditOct 26
Gurdjieff is entering the public consciousness and the consequence of neo-pagan larpers and spiritually illiterate tech bros getting their greasy, grasping hands on his teachings will be inconprehensibly dire. (Last time we got Himmler btw)
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@frater_dtOct 26
How newly obligated Entered Apprentices feel when I get to be Musician during their initiation:
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SMARTSCHOOLBOY9 IS BACK! Aaaaaaaaaa
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"Got any games on your phone?"
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@TrungTPhanOct 24
Was on the fence with iPhone Duo. But will definitely pass on the $2,000 phone after it failed: ▫️dirt test (gets stuck in hinge and magnetic closing doesn’t work) ▫️lighter test (inner screen can’t handle 10 seconds of direct flame) ▫️bend test (OLED screen gets line defect)
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DerpiestDude@DerpiestDudeOct 21
back in 2016 pewdiepie could bro-fist your girl and there was nothing you could do about it
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