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Sterling M Archer Simulator

@andyryan1945Aug 18

Ganja

Sterling M Archer Simulator

@andyryan1945Aug 15

The Fear

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philosophy memes 🔗

@philosophymeme0Oct 31

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@wiggakingIVOct 30

What is 'Micronesia'? Ken Jennings: Correct. By the way, Sleazy, isn't it strange? -What do u mean, Ken? KJ: For starters, you just called me Ken. We've done this bit about six times now. You've called me 'Alex' every time. Also, you're the worst contestant the world has ever seen, yet today you're crushing the competition. -Holy shit, Ken. Are you saying...? KJ: Yes, Sleazy. This is all a dream. -So, I'm not gonna get to titty fuck Halle Berry in her prime if I win?? Motherfucker...

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StaSiSm@stasism10h

Taking her out for oysters and dosing that shit with hot sauce, so I can feel at least something later

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@andyryan194510h

Lemme Baja finger Blast you girl

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(Evil) HowlingAdulterer

@HowlingAdultery11h

Misunderstanding what a rape whistle is and how it protects me so I just start whistling while I’m being raped

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Scoozer Crenshaw@ScooterCrenshaw15h

Me

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@andyryan194521h

I got that dog in me. A beaten, cowering dog.

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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHaterOct 30

"Are you grooming me?" I ask at 41 years old

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O Algo Laughing Spreads His Wings@AnimeSerbiaOct 30

Explain why the 5 little monkeys shouldnt be jumping on the bed without resorting to moralfagging.

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𝔽. ℙ. ℍunter 🎃👻

@FeralPHunterOct 31

My problem is that when I’m drunk I want to drunk text all my friends and tell them I love them

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@andyryan194520h

My stupid fat chud son (whom i love)

rio 🪲bug oomf@colligocrittersOct 30

cheeky little fucker

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@andyryan194520h

I looked ALL DAMN DAY for this gif yesterday, and now my timing is off. RIP Deputy Director Avery

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@MarmotRespecterOct 31

i pray for their souls but unfortunately candy corn haters will not see the kingdom of heaven

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PERVERTBALLMASTER3000@snqpedOct 30

Use my pussy as fatspo

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@andyryan194521h

She’s just quirky like that

@lildorothy_Oct 31

if she’s your girl how come she just dropped an anvil on my head

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davinchi@davinchinutterOct 30

leon kennedy really let himself go man😭😭😭

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Image from davinchi (@davinchinutter)

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@andyryan194521h

I got that dog in me. A beaten, cowering dog.

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🧊Engorged Washington🧊

@bout2bustfr23h

The name of my yacht is "The Boat Where I'm Eventually Going To Fuck You"

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@andyryan1945Oct 31

Yookay cucks could never

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HowlingCuck@HowlingCuckOct 31

Don’t cry over spilled dilf

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@HexenFlexerOct 31

Check out my new twitter friends

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