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it's coming out, it's coming out, it's coming out. it's fairs.
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Vesna (@No1VesnaStan) profile picture
Vesna@No1VesnaStan9h
Replying to @NuttingOnElon77
This is what I do
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when I'm about to win jenga but my fat ass friend pulls out the Jenga Finger Gun
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NJA FREAKAZOMBIE (@IfreakazoidBait) profile picture
NJA FREAKAZOMBIE@IfreakazoidBait6h
South park fans are goyim
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NJA FREAKAZOMBIE (@IfreakazoidBait) profile picture
NJA FREAKAZOMBIE@IfreakazoidBait9h
Statue of Liberty you SLUT! Tempting me with your Erotic body! You and Godzilla can get your wombs clogged up with my seed together. Now take this ORA ORA!!!
Marin (@Animex_Tweet) profile pictureMarin
@Animex_TweetOct 28
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@GBass029a

ALT @GBass029a

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JoeLongBalls (@JoeLongBalls) profile picture
JoeLongBalls@JoeLongBalls12h
Jason might need to see a doctor
Hoops Crave (@HoopsCrave) profile pictureHoops Crave
@HoopsCrave22h
Rumoured duration of sex in GTA 6: Quick session: 15 seconds Average session: 30 seconds Long session: 1 minute
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fillette japonaise: Papa j’ai fais pipi dans l’eau sans faire exprès.. son père:
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hi
Complex Pop Culture (@ComplexPop) profile pictureComplex Pop Culture
@ComplexPopOct 27
'GOLDEN BOY' aired 31 years ago today.
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Malizip (@malizlp) profile picture
Malizip@malizlp8h
in the 90s you had only this and no mario porn on your computer I'm surprised suicide rates weren't higher
Cartoon History (@Cartoonhistory2) profile pictureCartoon History
@Cartoonhistory2Oct 27
31 years ago today, ‘Dumb and Dumber’ began airing on ABC.
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nila 𒀭 (@tenbillionswans) profile picture
nila 𒀭@tenbillionswans13h
like if you think the US government should designate that man and the little boy as terrorists!
Modern Agriculture Updates (@ModernAgUpdates) profile pictureModern Agriculture Updates
@ModernAgUpdates17h
Brave Farmer and His Son Save a White Horse Trapped in Frozen Ice.
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iZak 🇩🇴 (@iZak3424) profile picture
iZak 🇩🇴@iZak3424Oct 28
fuck dat lady fo me 5 🧡
nikuniku2.0 (comm open) (@niku_niku2_0) profile picturenikuniku2.0 (comm open)@niku_niku2_0Oct 28
Ichigo X orihime wip Bleach special ❤✨
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this is stupid. you're stupid.
MusicaMan (@feel_the_Musica) profile pictureMusicaMan@feel_the_Musica12 Oct 2022
Replying to @QueenKaliiiiii
I mean you don’t just criticize art out of the blue. If anything you should ask if you can give constructive criticism.
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/ᐠ. .ᐟ\ Ⳋ (@spii0) profile picture
/ᐠ. .ᐟ\ Ⳋ@spii0Oct 28
*paws at u* ļ̧̻̫͕̼͒e̷̬̫̹̪̅͡t̴͍̟̥̆͏̹ ̴̱̙̭͔̽͜m̴̠̖͖͕͗́e̡̮͉͍̘ͭ͜ ̢̦͎͍̩͌͘í̠͖̫̫̎͠n̴̸͈͔̫͍̿ *paws at u* ļ̧̻̫͕̼͒e̷̬̫̹̪̅͡t̴͍̟̥̆͏̹ ̴̱̙̭͔̽͜m̴̠̖͖͕͗́e̡̮͉͍̘ͭ͜ ̢̦͎͍̩͌͘í̠͖̫̫̎͠n̴̸͈͔̫͍̿ *paws at u* ļ̧̻̫͕̼͒e̷̬̫̹̪̅͡t̴͍̟̥̆͏̹ ̴̱̙̭͔̽͜m̴̠̖͖͕͗́e̡̮͉͍̘ͭ͜ ̢̦͎͍̩͌͘í̠͖̫̫̎͠n̴̸͈͔̫͍̿ *paws at u* ļ̧̻̫͕̼͒e̷̬̫̹̪̅͡
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maggot 🪱 (@MAGGOTTREE) profile picture
maggot 🪱@MAGGOTTREE10h
explain to me why killing camp counselors to avenge my mothers death is bad without moralfagging
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SUPER LILY KART (@lilybeeX3) profile picture
SUPER LILY KART@lilybeeX31h
"BBW facesitting porn is now illegal"
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Goddess Lilly 🧛🏻‍♀️ (@paygoddesslilly) profile pictureGoddess Lilly 🧛🏻‍♀️
@paygoddesslilly9h
The UK is actually so fucking boring what do you mean you can’t enjoy some face sitting after a succulent chinese meal?
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Sukuna killing himself out of boredom after fighting only 5 of my 7 billion Kashimos
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Harsh shekhawat (@wordofshekhawat) profile pictureHarsh shekhawat
@wordofshekhawatOct 27
Hey Anime fans, You have $100 to beat Sukuna Who you choosing ?
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niggas with 20/20 vision when i cut their legs off with saws
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ZFreeze (@YoItsFreeze) profile pictureZFreeze@YoItsFreeze13h
Simply don't be born blind
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bailey@Baileymoon1514h
i was laughing at this all day but then i clicked this guy’s page and it turns out he’s just some dude who wants to fuck cars and airplanes
Xmunnit (@Xmynnit) profile pictureXmunnit@XmynnitOct 27
Hmm Car dih👀
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Avery / andrew🧨 (@deerfulaverage) profile picture
Avery / andrew🧨@deerfulaverage11h
Am I too woke is the worst phrase to ever grace the internet
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thosmur (@thosmur) profile picture
thosmur
@thosmur12h
its so fucking over there is so many people in the replies saying having 2000 bucks isnt broke. theyre acting like having 2000 dollars in your account is actually some huge accomplishment. I grew up poor as fuck and im still relatively poor and own no large assets (a house, a car newer than 1999) but i would be extremely scared and miserable if I only had 2000 dollars in my account, especially as a student. is the average person actually this fucked? the replies are insane. what is going on?!
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@Dexerto17h
An IShowSpeed fan has won $250,000 by tracking down his location after he challenged viewers to find him live on stream Ben is a nursing student who only had $2,000 in his bank account
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user (@resonantraven) profile picture
user@resonantraven17h
can someone set the trans community back by six hours? it's 4am and I need to catch up on sleep
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