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@Distortir

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Aren't vampires traditionally impossible to kill unless you stake them in the heart or expose them to the sun?
Darth Tragedious 🦋 #PhysicalMediaForever💿📀💿🎃 (@MrJulianR1) profile pictureDarth Tragedious 🦋 #PhysicalMediaForever💿📀💿🎃@MrJulianR118h
Realistically Dracula would’ve been dead by all those traps, but I guess his skin is strong like Adamantium. But also nice dance.
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Kill the bourgeoisie? Boy you better leave them freaky ass long snouted dogs alone
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why'd he do that when band i dont like didnt even release music yet
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBase23 Dec 2024
136 years ago today, Vincent van Gogh cut off his ear.
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surge@resurgenc7h
smuggling in bbw facesitting on a usb drive and giving it to my british friend in the UK
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Trung Phan
@TrungTPhan13h
the AMC employee when you and your buddy ask for the Dune 3 popcorn bucket with 20 pumps of butter and no popcorn
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm14h
First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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he unlocked the gold skin for sneaking 1000 tired teenagers
Slasher 76 💯 (@_Slasher_76) profile pictureSlasher 76 💯@_Slasher_769h
Toji with GOLDEN WEAPONS #jjk
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Jem 🪐@ru4awaa15h
Life after you turn 20
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surge@resurgenc5h
"object_show breasts_larger_than_house"
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Landayne 🍉@Landayne__2h
Replying to @Distortir @TylorStankley2 @thisman
Bro... This is like calling packgod but for Tylor 💀
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Imran Hanaf@imran_hanaf13h
WAIT I CAN FINALLY USE THIS!!!
Kade ☧🇻🇦 (@Smith_Everitt) profile pictureKade ☧🇻🇦@Smith_EverittOct 23
WAIT I CAN FINALLY USE THIS!!!
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toastmeal | FSP@orangegcn3h
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America (@america) profile pictureAmerica
@americaOct 28
Vote Republican to make sure America stays America.
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toastmeal | FSP@orangegcn2h
i'm convinced for every opinion you share on this app 5 people you've never talked to will block you over it
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Wario64
@Wario642h
Olympia Tools Foldable Push Cart Dolly - 600 Lb. Capacity is $19.99 on Woot buff.ly/j3inWvn #ad
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I’m super woke and not a chud but this show is really blasphemous and disrespectful to Christianity
dingle (@fortnitebussy1) profile picturedingle@fortnitebussy1Oct 14
theyre calling it the best dialogue of all time
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Joe Applebrook@joe_applebrook2h
w... wh.... white people..... be like........ hnnnnnnnngghghghgh
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Melee Kirby@SSBM_Kirby8h
The outfit was boo, not king boo, choosing not to follow directions gives you a lower grade than him
Hazzi 💫 (@Hazziween) profile pictureHazzi 💫@HazziweenOct 27
I love gay Halloween
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The Worst Guy You Know@Ranche8014Sep 4
Nightmare on poop street
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The Worst Guy You Know@Ranche8014Oct 9
Got AI accounts following me and only liking “nightmare on poop street”
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Saltydkdan@saltydkdanOct 28
After streaming 12 days in a row, I think I’m gonna take a quick day or two off. Today I was just EXHAUSTED Sorry y’all! Will be back at it again soon. November is looking massive for the channel!
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