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Listen up Gremlins and ghouls, a very important holiday is right around the corner. So get your sexiest non-bird costumes ready.
Guaranteed a million times spookier than last year and last year was spookier than anyone thought possible
400 cops and swat at Uvalde did nothing but if we had one plucky security guard making 12 bucks an hour instead that would've changed everything
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Alright maga, what should he have done differently since it's always the victims fault and ice can never be held accountable
He eats roadkill, bathes in sewage, and every time people take his advice there's a bunch of preventable deaths
RFK told a room of Repubs that 500 million Arabs produce no science, no literature, & no prizes. Naguib Mahfouz won the Nobel. Ahmed Zewail won the Nobel. Omar Yaghi won 1 too. Algebra is literally an Arabic word. He knew that & still erased the whole history so he could call an entire people useless. Straight-up racist bullshit from the guy running HHS
Literally I just flipped around the exact things that are said to women if they complain about being alone
Just lose some weight and smile
And maybe don't be too opinionated
Replying to @DocDeezWhat @CattardSlim
Spoken like an idiot who doesn't know better. Would you apply this warped logic to women, most of which are becoming lonely too? Or does this poor logic only apply to men?
Republicans: if you can't go to the effort of bringing your long-form birth certificate, driver's license, passport, boat license, and notarized affidavit that you are a US citizen to vote you shouldn't be allowed to vote.
But we draw the line at reading!
" I voted for Trump to terrorize all the other brown people, not the ones I profit off of! I feel so betrayed"
"I feel like a fool. I feel like I've been used. If I could take my vote back, I would."
Meet die-hard MAGAt Vincent Scardina, a Florida roofing contractor whose 37-year-old business, A-Plus Roofing, was suddenly paralyzed when ICE agents detained a third of his workforce. During a routine traffic stop in late May 2025, federal agents seized six of his Nicaraguan employees. Despite five of them holding valid, unexpired U.S. work permits and having no criminal records, the enforcement action immediately stripped Scardina of the specialized labor required to fulfill his local building contracts.
Scardina was a vocal supporter of Donald Trump, actively voting for the administration’s platform. He openly acknowledged his alignment with the political movement, expecting that federal immigration policies would strictly focus on public safety threats. Reflecting on his political choices, Scardina told reporters, "I supported Trump. I voted for Trump... I believed he was going to deport the criminals, the murderers, the rapists."
The enforcement operation against his own documented staff triggered immediate political remorse and emotional distress. Realizing the personal and economic consequences of the administration's sweeping enforcement directives, Scardina expressed deep regret over his vote. Overwhelmed by the loss of his team, he broke down publicly, stating, "I feel like a fool. I feel like I've been used," and added, "If I could take my vote back, I would."
This is either very subtle satire or this dude has always been a Republican
One day again, the sun will rise when fascist walls meet their demise
BREAKING WaPo:
Brazil's right-wing Flávio Bolsonaro just effectively conceded defeat to the incumbent left-wing president — minutes after Trump indicated he would not intervene on his behalf. washingtonpost.com/politics/…
But if anyone takes issue with her planned genocide that means they hate Jewish people.
Every Christian Republican better hope that Jesus and the Bible and heaven and hell are all just fairy tales. Otherwise the afterlife ain't going to be fun for them
Allegedly a MAGA couple Matthew & Shelby Zerrusen have been exposed by CBS as the people behind the false transgender fliers sent to children especially to MAGA to make it look like Democrats did it.They run a Catholic nonprofit that connects College students to faith communities & he’s the cofounder of Three Z printing.
Has he ever had anything critical to say of the way Trump talks about female reporters and political opponents
Senator John Fetterman (D-PA): "I met with Secretary Noem. I've always treated her with respect. I refuse and never will engage in the kinds of sexist terms like 'ICE Barbie' that the left media will use." @atrupar (2026)
Trump ran on a faux populist message telling poor whites the system was rigged against them and didn't work for them and he'd fix it. That last part is a lie of course but it resonated
Apparently that's fine but saying this applies to poor non-whites too means you hate America
The TV tells her what to think
Or worse, social media
Davram Steifler: “What do you like so much about Donald Trump?”
Trump supporter: “Everything. He does what he says”
DS: “The war in Ukraine, he said he was gonna end it on day one”
TS: “I don’t know that much about it. I didn’t hear him say it”
DS: “What policies do you think are gonna help Americans in the next couple years?”
TS: “Not gonna talk about that cause I don’t really know that much”
I'm gonna need a lot of specialized equipment to bop this one
This will be my most extreme bop yet
If I don't make it, tell the owls I hate them
Imma sparkling freedom rodent!
Replying to @Space__Lobster
That's only if they are from the Squizzle region in France. Otherwise they are just sparkling rodents






























