there's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? i am a doctor. (fuck/you)
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Industrial Society and Its Future by Theodore Kaczynski (1995) read by some British sounding chick @grok picked.
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This essay first appeared appeared in The New York Times and The Washington Post on Sept 19, 1995. It
was published under the pseudonym FC, for Freedom Club.
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Watch & hear abt what we're doing next. Federal judges are an elite caste in America, and the public is in the dark abt many of their machinations. In other words, they're a worthy topic of our inquiry. This new beat should be fun and, more importantly, extremely revelatory.
Ever since I heard the story about him chasing a black dude down the street waving a shotgun I had a good feeling about him.
I'm watching Fauda on @netflix per @GoonBoolder's recommendation. I'm enjoying it so far. I am having trouble telling which are the good guys and which are the bad guys. They kinda all look the same to me.
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Why do you think people said that girls have cooties? It’s an acronym COOTIES: Chinese Overseas Operative Trained in Espionage & Statecraft.
They’ve been warning people about spies since childhood.
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Why America not send own America woman go seduce China businessman man and steal secrets? Reason so simple. The American white woman when try seduction China businessman,
“Hello China man. I’m most strong weigh 300 lbs. I’m study 0 time every day. Eat fries and do alcohol every night. I make my hair blue because I want be special girl even though nothing special about me so I try make self look most ugly as possible for stand out. I already kill 3 fetus babys in my own body and plan for kill 3 more babys after I birth them and raise them for 5 year. I’m world most biggest sIut but if you sleep with me, I’m wait 30 years then tell every one you rape me so you be put in jail and be actually rape by Jamal Obama. My job only exist because I get in politics power then cry every thing be so much sexism so now government and corporation make fake job for me so I can feel I’m be powerful even though I really do not do anything at work, so now tax so high and every one be depress from have little money because I need feel powerful. Please subscribe my only fan so you able see my vagina for $5 a month, very good deal.
Also, please fall in love with me. Thank.”
I'm pretty sure this post is for @IiiRicher 🤣🇺🇸
男娘的屁眼和女人的屁眼，摸上去、操进去、射完拔出来，差别大得很，不是一回事。
女人那菊花，天生就在阴道旁边，中间隔着一层肉膜，你手指一伸进去，能感觉到旁边那条软软的阴道壁在轻轻动。操的时候，如果你鸡巴够粗，还能带着阴道一起抽动，里面又湿又滑，屁眼本身反而没那么“死”。很多女人平时不练，屁眼会比较紧，但因为旁边有阴道和子宫的牵扯，松紧度会随月经周期、高潮状态变化，有时候突然一缩一缩的，像在主动咬你。射进去的精液，有时候会顺着会阴流到阴道口，或者她自己用手指一抠就带出来。
男娘的屁眼就完全不一样。男娘是男的，后面只有直肠和前列腺，没有阴道。你鸡巴插进去，首先撞的是前列腺那块硬硬的肉核。那玩意儿一被顶到，男娘会猛地抖一下，腰一软，前面那根小肉棒自己就翘起来流水。屁眼本身因为没有旁边的阴道撑着，肉壁更“实”，操进去的时候感觉更像在往一条直直的肠子里钻，阻力感更明显。很多男娘会自己用假阳具或者手指扩，扩开之后松是松，但一收就死死箍住，没有女人那种“旁边还有个洞在帮忙缓冲”的感觉。射精的时候，精液是直接灌进直肠里的，拔出来会带出一股浓精混着肠液，味道更冲。
总结就一句话：女人的屁眼是“旁边有个逼在陪着一起爽”，男娘的屁眼是“自己扛着前列腺被干到腿软”。一个是双洞联动，一个是纯后面被操到前列腺高潮，爽法完全不同。你要是喜欢又紧又会自己缩的，男娘那玩意儿往往更带劲；要是喜欢又湿又软、还能蹭到旁边那条缝的，还是女人更舒服。
反正都是菊花，一个是带阴道的，一个是带前列腺的，自己选。
I wonder what happened to them...
Hey @grok, how many Europeans were captured and sold into slavery by North African pirates between 1500 and 1800? Number only.
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