Dr. Henry Pym

Why is it that whenever the neighbor's cat goes missing, people start frowning in my direction? I'm not /that/ kind of scientist, people!

Calibrations are almost complete, and the new Rover model will be ready for aerial testing by the end of the day.

Ah... @Winsome_Wasp? Did you eat the last of my caramel candies...? ...Wait! Please, Jan, don't... sigh... throw that...

There's a lot about my life that I'm not particularly looking forward to seeing on the big screen...

Maybe it's for the best that the movies they're making about us use @AntMan_II instead of me.

Please don't be alarmed by the sounds of explosions coming from my lab. Everything is perfectly under control, I assure you.

Nothing is more exciting than making a new discovery in my lab. ...Hm? Why's @Winsome_Wasp glaring at me like that...?

I understand that you needed a workout, @TheMighty_Thor, but did you really have to trash /all/ of our battle-droids in /one/ session?

I'm afraid that, despite the popular colloquialism, size really /does/ matter... if not always in the manner in which most people believe.

.@La_Firebird still hasn't stopped by the house for a visit. I wonder why...

Rover, set a course for Harvard. I've been asked to give a lecture on the metaphysics of mass redistribution.

To be honest, I still think 'Giant-Man' is a little corny...