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Trump monkeys are blocked gleefully. I am married to Lady Catherine of Drogheda, so I’m not available for romance.

Weird place in Texas
Joined May 2009
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His Lordship Sir Jeffy of Covfefe’ retweeted
Hey #BlueCrew I’m gonna give this a go one last time to attempt to top the 5,000 follower marker and then I’ll give it a rest and just be happy with the friends I’ve made! (whispers - I really like a lot of you already) If you think we should #ImpeachTrump and #ImpeachPete… if you are riding this #BlueWave 🌊 into this next week…. We should be friends of Twitter
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Susie Wiles is out as the White House chief of staff. Her replacement? Stevie Miller…
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Breaking: big truck seen at White House.
🤖 Made with AI
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His Lordship Sir Jeffy of Covfefe’ retweeted
🎧 AUDIO: N722BD with Miami Center in the final minutes before the Learjet 60 went down in Greenacres, FL. It starts like routine radio traffic: ATC passes along rides ahead and the temperature, and gives the crew altitude at their discretion. The crew reports descending and says they’re direct Freeport. Then the weather comes up. The crew says they’re managing turbulence and picking up precipitation. Soon after, the transmissions change: they declare an emergency and say “we are banking.” Near the end, you hear “descending ten thousand” and ATC repeating the callsign, “November seven two two bravo delta.” Flightradar24 data shows the jet falling at more than 32,000 ft/min from 8,750 ft. Nine people were aboard. 🎧liveatc
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Ken Paxton eats his own boogers.
Ken Paxton puts pineapple on pizza.
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Pro tip: the only pole that matters is the one that occurs on November 3, 2026. Please go vote for the candidate of your choice, unless you have already.
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His Lordship Sir Jeffy of Covfefe’ retweeted
Replying to @AtlantaFalcons
We accept your apology
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