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Trump monkeys are blocked gleefully. I am married to Lady Catherine of Drogheda, so I’m not available for romance.

Weird place in Texas
Joined May 2009
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His Lordship Sir Jeffy of Covfefe’ retweeted
Hey #BlueCrew I’m gonna give this a go one last time to attempt to top the 5,000 follower marker and then I’ll give it a rest and just be happy with the friends I’ve made! (whispers - I really like a lot of you already) If you think we should #ImpeachTrump and #ImpeachPete… if you are riding this #BlueWave 🌊 into this next week…. We should be friends of Twitter
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His Lordship Sir Jeffy of Covfefe’ retweeted
🎧 AUDIO: N722BD with Miami Center in the final minutes before the Learjet 60 went down in Greenacres, FL. It starts like routine radio traffic: ATC passes along rides ahead and the temperature, and gives the crew altitude at their discretion. The crew reports descending and says they’re direct Freeport. Then the weather comes up. The crew says they’re managing turbulence and picking up precipitation. Soon after, the transmissions change: they declare an emergency and say “we are banking.” Near the end, you hear “descending ten thousand” and ATC repeating the callsign, “November seven two two bravo delta.” Flightradar24 data shows the jet falling at more than 32,000 ft/min from 8,750 ft. Nine people were aboard. 🎧liveatc
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His Lordship Sir Jeffy of Covfefe’ retweeted
Replying to @AtlantaFalcons
We accept your apology
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His Lordship Sir Jeffy of Covfefe’ retweeted
This is the only known picture from Epstein’s “wild” dinner with Peter Thiel, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, and Reid Hoffman. Whatever you do, DO NOT SHARE IT! They'd hate that.
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His Lordship Sir Jeffy of Covfefe’ retweeted
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No, not a cult.
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His Lordship Sir Jeffy of Covfefe’ retweeted
L - Tom Emmer in 2024 on the House subpoenaing Hunter Biden. R - Tom Emmer today on why the House shouldn’t investigate Don Jr: He’s a private citizen.
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His Lordship Sir Jeffy of Covfefe’ retweeted
LOL! Best Hitler-bunker-scene rendition so far! “You didn’t tell me these were the same Persians that defeated the Romans.” "Have Bari Weiss write why high oil prices are actually a good thing..."
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His Lordship Sir Jeffy of Covfefe’ retweeted
I’d highly recommend that nobody download this app. At best, it’s unfiltered propaganda. At worst, it’s spyware.
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Staffer: Sir, the dog had a minor incident on the couch Kash Patel: Did someone say dog? JD Vance: Couch? Trump: Minor?
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His Lordship Sir Jeffy of Covfefe’ retweeted
This fecker can’t unite his own country! Stay out of Ireland. It isn’t your business you bloviating POS!
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His Lordship Sir Jeffy of Covfefe’ retweeted
Portraying draft dodger Trump in military uniform is insulting to those of us who actually served. Do you agree ?
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This is one of the cutest videos ever! 👇👇👇👇
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When they’re done with WOKE to raise money, COMMUNISM is next…
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Bulllllllshit!
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My dog died last Sunday. My marriage apparently died yesterday. Today I’m officially another year closer to dying myself. Happy fucking birthday to me 🎂
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His Lordship Sir Jeffy of Covfefe’ retweeted
🇺🇸🇺🇸🧐🤔“AND YOU STILL DARE TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH…” Sasha Legerman: This is too accurate not to share. This Australian’s response to Trump’s rant that “NATO does nothing for America” is absolutely devastating: “Mate. You run a country where 600,000 homeless people will sleep on the streets tonight. A country where 40% of adults can’t cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment, and people ration it just to stay alive. A country where medical debt is the number one cause of bankruptcy. A country where women die in hospital parking lots because doctors are too afraid of abortion laws to treat miscarriages. You imprison more of your own citizens than any country on Earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. In the land of the free, 2 million people sit in cages, and a quarter of them haven’t even been convicted of anything. They’re simply too poor to afford bail. Your life expectancy is declining. You’re the only developed nation where that’s happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba’s. Your children practice active shooter drills between math and English classes while you sell defense stocks to your friends. Your minimum wage hasn’t changed in 15 years. Your teachers work two jobs, your veterans sleep under bridges, and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that never attacked you. And now a convicted criminal — found liable for sexual abuse, defending a pedophile, sleeping with a porn star, and running the biggest dumpster-fire campaign since the Taliban — is thanking you for yet another disaster. And you call Greenland badly governed? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody there goes bankrupt because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because insurance refused treatment. ‘NATO wasn’t there when we needed them.’ When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn’t even in NATO, and we still showed up. For twenty years. And then you left at 2 a.m. without telling anyone and left everybody else to clean up the mess. You don’t care that a great nation is being terrorized by your friend, and you haven’t shown it a single ounce of sympathy. So maybe before calling other countries badly governed, take a look at your own backyard, you aluminum siding salesman with a spray tan. The only thing badly managed in this picture is your damn mouth. And you still dare to lecture the rest of the world?”
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His Lordship Sir Jeffy of Covfefe’ retweeted
New in PN: Disney runs out of patience with Brendan Carr’s bullsh*t "For over a year, ABC tried to appease the Trump administration. That era is now over. On Tuesday, ABC, its parent company Disney, and eight ABC-owned stations sued Carr and the FCC for grossly violating the First Amendment." publicnotice.co/p/disney-sue…
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This is how it is done.
Jon Ossoff didn't just cook Trump, he leveled him. "They made you pay more for everything and took us to war on lies and spent most of last year trying to cover up for the world's most famous pedophile. While the crook president and his crook family raked in billions." Volume up. Send it to someone who needs to see it. 🔊
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His Lordship Sir Jeffy of Covfefe’ retweeted
Ted Cruz goes to the doctor. Takes off his hat, there’s a frog on his head. Doc says “how can I help you?” The frog says “can you get this fucking wart off my ass?”
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