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METTPAD is one month old.
Our first coin launched on Oct 7. Since then: 115 coins from 93 wallets, 4 filled their curve and migrated, and creators have earned 351 SOL from their own tax.
All of it on Meteora, all of it on chain.
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Our first month, shipped:
Oct 7 · first launch
Oct 28 · solana:PP4UWdpQFXp1H3EYXQFRTpmLasdXsiuNN5o5eCDMETT
Oct 30 · Claude's desk, METT ST, the casino
Oct 31 · group chats
Nov 1 · solana:PP4UWdpQFXp1H3EYXQFRTpmLasdXsiuNN5o5eCDMETT migrates, the Gulag, Anti-snipe
Nov 2 · Flywheel
Nov 3 · buybacks go to the incinerator
Nov 7 · a faster site, more on the street
Boret Margaret Sagdiyev retweeted
I sold all my BTC yesterday and aped this BTC.
It shows i am down 99%
Is the app bugging?
Creators on METTPAD have earned 348 SOL, about $31K.
Every bit of it came from their coins' tax on trading volume, in SOL, claimed from their own wallets.
Every coin page shows its number live.
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KOLs right now 😁😁
One of crypto's largest KOLs has been secretly extracting millions from his audience
We’ll expose him soon
Unfortunately, he’s just a symptom of a much bigger problem
Social trading has brought out the worst in KOLs. It was designed to keep them honest by making every trade public. In reality, the opposite happened
In just a few weeks, we exposed a number of "top social traders" using the same tricks:
• Public wallets to attract copy traders
• Side wallets to dump
• Callouts to farm rewards
• Bundled tokens to hide supply
And there are plenty more doing the exact same thing
Why? Because our industry incentivizes it
1) Launchpads allow it
Most launchpads today are obsessed with one thing: volume. Millions in callout rewards, affiliate links, and top leaderboards. Almost nothing on detecting bundles, side wallets, or shady traders. Scams drive volume. Launchpads have no reason to stop it (other than actually caring about their users)
2) Social trading incentivizes it
Side wallets have become a business model. Before social trading, only big KOLs could do it. Now, anyone who lands on a leaderboard can monetize by dumping on their copy-traders. The temptation is real
3) CT normalizes bundle culture
“Everyone bundles. It's how it's done" - an excuse we hear every time we expose a KOL. Supply control isn't the problem. Hiding it is. If it's so bullish, why hide it? Spoiler: because you're planning to sell
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Launchpads are paying millions to dishonest KOLs. It's time they start taking it seriously
Audit the top traders. Expose their side wallets. Ban repeat offenders
We have the tools. What's missing is the willingness to use them
No one's coming to save us
Anti-snipe is the launch type for when bots are waiting.
For the first 3 seconds every trade pays 99% tax. Bots that buy then pay it, and it goes to METTPAD, not you.
Then your own tax starts, and that's yours. Your dev buy pays your tax, not the 99%.
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Some of METT ST is free and some of it costs solana:PP4UWdpQFXp1H3EYXQFRTpmLasdXsiuNN5o5eCDMETT. Racing laps, running the Curve Climb and doing the daily jobs cost nothing. A jetpack, a crown or a pet meteor gets paid for in solana:PP4UWdpQFXp1H3EYXQFRTpmLasdXsiuNN5o5eCDMETT, and once it's yours it stays yours.
This is $METT
You launch a coin on MettPad for 0.025 SOL and pick how the tax works: flat, timed, tied to market cap, your own price, no tax, or paired with any of 36 coins. We take 0% of it. Describe your coin and Claude draws the logo.
Then your coin lands in METT ST, a 3D city you can walk through, as a building as tall as its market cap. You can buy from the front door. Mayor Mett, an AI, rants on stage while his mood tracks the $METT chart. The casino sits in the tower.
85 coins 184 SOL earned by creators and counting
PP4UWdpQFXp1H3EYXQFRTpmLasdXsiuNN5o5eCDMETT
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