The "Heinz Ketchup of Polls" (on AITA dilemmas) brought to you by CIDR, the Coalition of Interns for Donut Rights
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Reposting the pinned FAQ to note that there's a newly expanded thread below it. If you're new to us, welcome! 😀 Do have a read
* What does ESH stand for?
YTA = You're The Asshole
NTA = Not The Asshole (the other person is)
ESH = Everyone Sucks Here
NAH = No Assholes Here
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gender || do you sometimes pretend you don't want to cross the road when you actually do so an oncoming car doesn't stop to let you cross
59%m || yes
16%m || no
19%f || yes
6%f || no
3,734 votes • Final resultsHello, button fans. Hope you're all marvellous. Quick question: are you familiar with the concept of elevenses?
22%Yes (I am British)
38%Yes (not British)
2%No (I am British)
38%No (not British)
570 votes • Final resultsAre you familiar with Henry (the hoover) and are you British? Discussing this with family and we bet there's one other country where it's inexplicably popular but have no guess which that'll be
25%Yes, British
24%Yes, not British
1%No, British
50%No, not British
481 votes • Final results
How often do you think identical twins get mixed up at some point in their early life and their names end up being swapped? Like, they swap positions in the cot at some point and no-one knows any better in the morning
9%Basically never
28%One in a hundred times
28%One in twenty
35%Half the time
1,425 votes • Final resultsDo you think that large language models as complex as ChatGPT are, on some level, conscious?
3%Yes
62%No
24%Indecisive beard stroking
11%Show results
458 votes • Final resultsI spent an embarrassingly long time reading the replies to this, and literally every one I saw was lovely. You're a great bunch of people xx ~Day Intern
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The website may still be here (as of this moment) but this account is done.
Tomorrow someone will probably put a sexy potato in Iranian yogurt or something and I may have a momentary regret, but so it goes.
Take care, potential-asshole enthusiasts! 💚
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Donut Interns retweeted
On the eighth day of assholes my SO gave to me $8 blue checks, 7 train enthusiasts, 6 ball hair dryers,
ESSENCE OF TOMATO
4 farting dads, 3 milk thieves, Pwingys for the room, and a bowl full of chocolate chili
We could only dream of a poll this close @OrinKerr nitter.gq/OrinKerr/status/160605…
Do you like seeing how many views tweets have?
23%Yes
25%No
31%No no no no no no no
22%[just show results]
1,231 votes • Final results 3
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Just reminded myself of the word 'quincunx' and how it sounds dirty but absolutely isn't. A bit like 'gulch' that way, but I think 'gulch' sounds worse.
