Hi, I'm Jerry, Living life for the very first time... So please reduce your expectations, don't put me on a pedestal & have a great time while you're here. 🥂

Jos, Nigeria
Joined April 2012
I ate egusi tonight, cos my mum just revealed to her that a plate of fine egusi soup was the key to my heart and when it kissed my taste buds, I transcend into several levels of ecstasy… #thread
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This is probably the first original joke i’m seeing on this app in a very long time.
Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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My mood today: 😎😎
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Irieguna Jerry retweeted
Bruh. An employer with structure is exactly what I needed. I’m experiencing insane culture shock and I’m yet to join. Kudos to me for working hard enough to earn this opportunity of a lifetime!
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Irieguna Jerry retweeted
In 2022 ASUU went on strike to demand about 110 billion for revitalization of universities along with other owed allowances. In same year, the Accountant General of the federation was accused of a fraud of approximately 109billion naira. You can keep pretending to be stupid.
So, in a poor nation where 70% of its 240 million population is under 20 years, how exactly do you fund quality education for 18000 a year????
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+1-1 🎂🥳
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Irieguna Jerry retweeted
Things are gonna work out mannn!!!! They gotta!!!!! Next year, I'll be standing in Places i always dream of.
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What is the meaning of this?
Just In: FG set to pass a law that would prevent the next government from reversing the economic reforms policies introduced by the Tinubu administration, Incl. taxation, tarrifs, subsidies etc., making them binding and mandatory.
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Irieguna Jerry retweeted
When the law requires you to do something, you don't come and tell Nigerians that you "decided". The display of voter register on the website is not optional but mandatory. The law is clear, you are not doing us a favour.
INDEPENDENT NATIONAL ELECTORAL COMMISSION PRESS STATEMENT UPDATE ON THE DISPLAY AND PUBLICATION OF THE PRELIMINARY REGISTER OF VOTERS FOR THE 2027 GENERAL ELECTION The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) wishes to provide an update on the display of the Preliminary Register of Voters ahead of the 2027 General Election. 2. In accordance with Section 19 of the Electoral Act, 2026, the Commission conducted the physical display of the Register at Registration Areas nationwide from 9th to 15th October, 2026, providing registered voters the opportunity to inspect their particulars and submit claims and objections as prescribed by law. 3. The Commission has taken note of the concerns expressed by Nigerians and other stakeholders regarding the desirability of making the Register accessible through its online platform in addition to the physical display already conducted. 4. Accordingly, and in furtherance of its commitment to transparency, accessibility and public confidence in the electoral process, the Commission has decided to make available on its online platform display.inecnigeria.org the same Preliminary Register of Voters earlier displayed at the Registration Areas. 5. This additional measure complements the physical display already undertaken and is intended to facilitate wider public access to the Register. Meanwhile, the Commission continues to process claims and objections arising from the exercise in accordance with the Electoral Act, 2026, preparatory to the certification and publication of the Final Register of Voters on 15th December 2026. 6. The Commission appreciates the continued interest and constructive engagement of Nigerians and stakeholders and reiterates its commitment to transparency, accountability and the faithful implementation of the Electoral Act, 2026 in delivering credible elections. Mohammed Kudu Haruna Chairman, Information and Voter Education Committee (IVEC) 26th October, 2026
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Irieguna Jerry retweeted
Some of you learnt the game when you grew up. This one was born in it
Throwback: APC National Youth Leader, Dayo Israel live on CNN at age 16
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Digital Marketing Specialist Location: Ogba, Ikeja, Lagos Work Arrangement: Hybrid (3 days onsite per week) Working Hours: 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM Type: Full-Time Salary: ₦200,000/month, depending on experience About the Role We are seeking a results-driven Digital Marketing Specialist to plan, execute, and optimise digital marketing campaigns across multiple channels. The ideal candidate should be able to increase brand visibility, generate qualified leads, improve engagement, and drive conversions through effective digital marketing strategies. What You’ll Do * Develop and execute digital marketing campaigns across social media, email, search engines, and other online channels. * Manage social media platforms, including content planning, publishing, audience engagement, and performance tracking. * Implement SEO strategies to improve website visibility and organic search rankings. * Plan and manage paid advertising campaigns across platforms such as Google Ads, Facebook, Instagram, and LinkedIn. * Monitor campaign performance and optimise strategies to improve engagement, lead generation, and return on investment. * Conduct market research and competitor analysis to identify trends and growth opportunities. * Optimise website content and landing pages to improve user experience and conversions. * Plan and execute email marketing campaigns, including audience segmentation and automation. * Collaborate with content creators and graphic designers to develop effective marketing materials. * Prepare regular reports on campaign performance, website traffic, audience engagement, and lead generation. * Stay updated on digital marketing trends, tools, and best practices. What We’re Looking For * OND, HND, or Bachelor’s degree in Marketing, Business Administration, Communications, or a related field. * Proven experience in digital marketing, supported by a portfolio of campaigns or measurable results. * Practical knowledge of SEO, paid advertising, social media marketing, email marketing, and content marketing. * Experience with tools such as Google Analytics, Google Ads, Meta Business Suite, HubSpot, or Mailchimp. * Strong analytical skills and the ability to make data-driven marketing decisions. * Excellent written and verbal communication skills. * Creativity and the ability to develop effective digital marketing strategies. * Familiarity with Canva, Adobe Photoshop, or similar design tools is an advantage. * Ability to manage multiple campaigns, meet deadlines, and work independently. * Must be able to work onsite in Ogba, Ikeja, three days a week. 🚫 Not for: Candidates with only basic social media posting experience and no practical understanding of campaign strategy, analytics, or digital marketing performance. ✅ Apply if: You can plan and execute digital campaigns, analyse results, and use data to improve brand visibility, lead generation, and conversions. To Apply: Send your CV to [email protected].
I have some roles on my list for posting
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Irieguna Jerry retweeted
Bro you cant tell me we cant track a slippers wearing idiot with an AK47. If we cant find him. Lets close the country.
Replying to @Osi_Suave
lol 😂, I like you sha but sometimes na emotion you dey use, Bello Turji has been on the run for a year now, and each time he appears online his close person are killed.
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Irieguna Jerry retweeted
Woke up to an offer letter. After more than 7 interviews this year. Never thought I'd be smiling on a Monday morning. Delay is not Delilah. Glory to God.
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Replying to @BigBadReni
I don't even knw why the concept of collaborating with models or family & friends to take pictures for the sole purpose of building a portfolio hasn't occurred to any of these ppl. That option is literally there, instead of feeling entitled to & convulsing over someone's likeness
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Irieguna Jerry retweeted
My own is, I wonder how this guy feels deep down, when it's just him and his thoughts at night. Does he ever think "is this money I'm getting for this backlash and fooling even worth it" I feel really sad for him Cos I can see the cope in his eyes in his replies.
I don’t know if I’m supposed to say this oh😭 Deep down every uni student wants to actually vote for TINUBU in 2027 I’m a beneficiary of Nelfund Student Loan & I must say, he actually cooked with that initiative
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Irieguna Jerry retweeted
When Obi enters, i just need him to do 1 thing most importantly. Lobby lawmakers to make NIN/Driver's license and international passport valid for voting. That would hands down be the best thing for our democracy
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😂this guy is crazy
Replying to @Odinakatheboy
Damn, you’re cooked gng 😞🥀
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Pivotage Consulting Human Resources Graduate Trainee Program 2027 _Pivotage Consulting is recruiting graduates for a 12-month rotational programme offering practical experience across recruitment, employee training, HR compliance and consulting._ *Benefits:* - Monthly compensation of ₦187,500 - Paid training and internship experience - Transport support - Hybrid work arrangement *Who Can Apply:* - Applicants with a Bachelor’s degree - Candidates with at least one year of work experience in any field - Applicants with strong communication, organisational and interpersonal skills *Apply here:* jobs.smartrecruiters.com/Piv…
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Lmao! You are not explaining any rubbish policies!! Weren’t you the one that predicted Naira to Dollar decrease? Fuel price decrease???? You are a fucking bungalow bruh. Absolutely nothing upstairs. We see it! Your proposed paymasters see it.
We’d explain economic policies from morning till dawn. Break down the ongoing reforms and ask Nigerians to be patient. But, someone is gifting brand-new Prado jeeps like water. This is bad optics and a terrible image for this administration.
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I hope opportunities align for you just as beautifully as you made them align for your makeup artist. Plus, what an absolutely stunning woman you are.
A Unilag student did this for my birthday last year, I paid 10k. This picture is unedited, and I loved how the makeup matched my skin tone perfectly. Charging crazy prices doesn't prove your skill.
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Irieguna Jerry retweeted
Hit this year's revenue target today with 2 months left on the month. Reached my investment target last month too. Thank God for keeping things running smoothly. To everyone who bought a car from Oloye Mobility this year, THANK YOU.
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