Drunk Professor retweeted
Ok, I hope no one gets upset at this. But I had a few drinks and wrote a PNAS paper. There are typos and formatting issues, obviously.
It's pretty amazing to have discovered this though, right?
Full paper here: billchopik.files.wordpress.c…
Drunk Professor retweeted
An ordinary academic day
#AcademicTwitter #phdlife #phdchat @PhDVoice @OpenAcademics @AcademicChatter
Drunk Professor retweeted
I hate when ppl email back too quickly. i just ticked that off my todo list, now i gotta add this to the list again
Drunk Professor retweeted
Venmo me $10 and I will go to the publication announcement tweet of one of your rivals and reply “not your best work :/“
Drunk Professor retweeted
[Text]
UNKNOWN NUMBER: Hey, you busy?
ME: Nope, still in lockdown. Who’s this?
*Rips off mask*
DUOLINGO OWL: I fucking knew it! Learn Spanish you piece of shit.
Dissertation defended ✅
Post doc acquired ✅
Although I may not officially be a grad student for much longer, I promise to still be drunk for both my own benefit and yours as well. #drunkpostdoc
Drunk Professor retweeted
Replying to @DrunkGrad
Hi @DrunkGrad! You do a fine job of bringing out the comical side of #gradschool. Last month, in our own effort to spread some cheer, we put together a list of 27 Hilarious academics on Twitter. And we've featured you on that list! Do have a look 🙂 ow.ly/GR2x30iMwlm
Drunk Professor retweeted
prepping visual responses for the most commonly asked questions in my life, like "whats grad school like?" or "what are you up to today?"
Drunk Professor retweeted
It’s funny because it’s true #phd #phdlife #gradschool #gradschoolproblems #student #AcademicTwitter
Completing your Dissertation while on the Job Market: A tale of haha yeah right idk what the hell I’m doing plz either help me or kill me.



























