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Joined October 2012
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Ok, I hope no one gets upset at this. But I had a few drinks and wrote a PNAS paper. There are typos and formatting issues, obviously. It's pretty amazing to have discovered this though, right? Full paper here: billchopik.files.wordpress.c…
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I hate when ppl email back too quickly. i just ticked that off my todo list, now i gotta add this to the list again
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Venmo me $10 and I will go to the publication announcement tweet of one of your rivals and reply “not your best work :/“
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me trying to do literally anything in the past three weeks
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[Text] UNKNOWN NUMBER: Hey, you busy? ME: Nope, still in lockdown. Who’s this? *Rips off mask* DUOLINGO OWL: I fucking knew it! Learn Spanish you piece of shit.
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Replying to @DrunkGrad
Hi @DrunkGrad! You do a fine job of bringing out the comical side of #gradschool. Last month, in our own effort to spread some cheer, we put together a list of 27 Hilarious academics on Twitter. And we've featured you on that list! Do have a look 🙂 ow.ly/GR2x30iMwlm
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prepping visual responses for the most commonly asked questions in my life, like "whats grad school like?" or "what are you up to today?"
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same
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.@spencermamer and I have matching pipetting injuries. 😂😂😂 #gradschoolproblems
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.@marc_laidlaw Using my own book, I can verify this is totally legit. – at Bainbridge Island, WA
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It was a bright day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. And then the murders began. #LaidlawsRule
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Replying to @SherriB0mb @gotanda
There was once a velveteen rabbit, and in the beginning he was really splendid. And then the murders began.
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please send help.
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