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Matthew Dunham

@Dunham

The D word.

 Norwich
Joined November 2007
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GET involved in a big game of hide and seek by becoming a member of staff at B&Q. (via @lcrompton2810)
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JORDAN. Give all your future children the same first name. You can use the surname to differentiate. (via @RANTINGMALE)
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The Verge
@verge20 Feb 2013
UK 4G services set to expand as all major carriers win spectrum in Ofcom auction vrge.co/ZfvbFN
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Carl Sutton@dogmatic6914 Feb 2013
Building a tool to help #cakephp newcomers with Model::find() i.imgur.com/Ng1NmTU.png
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Dan O'Donohoe@DanOdonohoe12 Feb 2013
Replying to @TwopTwips
@TwopTwips Save money on expensive shoe cleaning by using the conveniently placed brushes on escalators
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IMMUNISE your children the natural way by allowing them to play on a Wetherspoon’s fruit machine for ten minutes. (via @katenaomiwill)
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USB MANUFACTURERS. Simply print a picture of Piers Morgan onto the side that's supposed to go underneath. (via @scottywrotem)
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Irene Adler@The_Whip_Hand26 Jan 2013
Monica & Chandler's twins would be 9 this year, Pheobe's triplets 14, Ben 18, and Emma 11. Let's just take a moment to let that sink in.
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WithSecure™@WithSecure23 Jan 2013
7 Futuristic Gadgets To Expect in 2013 buff.ly/WGemSz
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A WHOOPEE cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke. (via @JCautomatic)
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RECREATE the thrill of shopping at Hollister by trying on a child’s t-shirt with the lights off. (via @HoracioMelvin)
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Sam Potts@sam_potts5 Jan 2013
Dear women's shops like Zara n shit, install men's waiting areas. Sofas n good 3G or better, free wifi. Will help sales... #fb
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GIVE your office the Soccer Saturday feel by shouting ‘GOAL!’ every time your boss begins to speak. (via @riccio1984)
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LADIES. Today is your best chance to pick up a vulnerable, harassed and disorganised man. You'll find him in every high street. (via @debsa)
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DevOps Borat@DEVOPS_BORAT21 Nov 2012
In devops is no try, is only catch or not catch of exception.
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CONVINCE people you're a 'lad' by saying 'banter' instead of 'conversation'. Also, act like a cunt. (via @ben_cameron)
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FOOL friends into believing you're living the Dream by going into work naked and having your teeth fall out. (via @FlopPurple)
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Dan O'Donohoe@DanOdonohoe25 Nov 2012
Replying to @loyaltaxis
@loyaltaxis RT for the best controller in the world ever?
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CONVINCE family members adverts are about to come on by sellotaping a humbug to the top right hand corner of your TV. (via @Mr_R1cardo)
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TAKE a tray & roller to paint-balling for any close up hand-to-hand combat. (via @MarkSirman)
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