I once donated some sperm. The man shaking the charity bucket was not impressed though.
The North
Joined November 2010
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Not been on here a while but I’ve just released my new single “The Kid”
open.spotify.com/track/6kRv8…
Hi @SharonHorgan and @robdelaney I heard Rob on the radio this morning, and it’s really inspired me to get my arse in gear and the script I’ve always wanted to. As a barber I have a zillion characters and the darkest of humour. So thank you.
Probably the best band in the world right now. New single. Think they’ve already won.
open.spotify.com/album/4gdlA…
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Artwork of Neil Hannon of the @divinecomedyhq completed today by my good friend and amazing artist @JCautomatic which he has generously gifted to my wife and me as we and he are big fans of his genius music and songwriting. #Divalady #NorthEastEngland #artwork #NationalExpress
Once again, these so called boffins are telling us that red wine is good for your “gut health” What a load of codswallop, I drank two and a half bottles of the stuff the other night and promptly shat myself. I will be sticking to white wine in the future. @vizcomic
Me: Hello is that the Samaritans?
Samaritans: Yes.
Me: I’ve just made small talk in the supermarket.
Samaritans: Sorry we don’t……..
Me: They had a big wart on their eyelid and were wearing comfortable shoes.
Samaritans: I’ll put you through.