@DustNo5

I'd like to thank my Mom and Dad ❤ Magic mixed with sweet & sassy, random & dorky. Quirky AF. Odd numbers only please!

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Joined September 2018
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I've tried being someone other than myself. It wasn't for me.
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Uncle Duke@UncleDuke19693 Sep 2024
Suzanne watched the school bus pull away with a mix of apprehension and relief. It had been a long summer, a very long summer.
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WIFE: Hurry up or we'll get caught in the rain. ME: [sipping a pina colada] I would like that.
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Just saw someone abbreviate “something” as “smth” and part of my soul died.
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SitsToPee@LuluTries2Adult30 Aug 2024
Our night walks with the dog, the stars and no phones 👌🏼
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Be my lucky penny, I'll be your four leaf clover
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m@halalboozee25 Aug 2024
I feel like half the women who are single right now are wife material, but no one their age knows how to handle such a great package.
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Uncle Duke@UncleDuke196925 Aug 2024
music of the night
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being consumed by sadness for no good reason, hits different
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Abby Heugel@AbbyHasIssues23 Aug 2024
I would wear makeup and nicer clothes, but that might make me appear more approachable and that’s a risk that I just can’t take.
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♡ Eve ♡@evecullen61024 Aug 2024
what if's and should've been's plagued her weary heart
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[Angriest I've ever been in my life]: sure, that works!
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Growing up with a race car bed really prepared me for having to sleep in my 2004 Honda Accord
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yeah ok@poutinesmoothie23 Aug 2024
Dumpster fires are actually quite manageable.
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Mom Jeans@momjeansplease23 Aug 2024
People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out
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how about you love yourself first
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The B.
@anerdonfire223 Aug 2024
This is awkward, the Ring Pop isn't for you.
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I tried to pay with cash today, and the kid at the register looked at me like I was showing him a magic trick.
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[abruptly stops speaking in tongues] Oh the exorcism is for ME?
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– at Creve Coeur, MO
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