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Dwight Schrute

@DwightFalse

Former Assistant (to the) Regional Manager at Dunder Mifflin Paper Co. *PARODY*

 Scranton, PA
Joined May 2013
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Dwight, you ignorant slut.
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BEARS. BEETS. BATTLESTAR GALACTICA.
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Creed Bratton when he was young 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
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What is more important than quality? Equality.
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who did this 😂😂
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the greatest pillow of all time 👌🏼 available here —> etsy.me/2OyumKI
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12 minutes into self-quarantine and I feel like
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when you’re the last one to panic buy toilet paper and all they have left is cheese balls
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this is the type of energy that I like to see
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guys: “girls are so dramatic” guys when their games lag:
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BEARS. BEETS. BATTLESTAR GALACTICA.
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The Jim Halperts
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Who is Justice Beaver?
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Never forget
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it’s the 10-year anniversary of Scott’s Tots 😅😖😖
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Karate Kid (1984)
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Freshman-Sophomore-Junior-Senior
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😔😔😔
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Who else has watched each season of The Office a million times
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