
👨🏾💼THERAPIST 👨🍳👨🍳 CHEF (grills) @pookerhuntas OG. urhobo X yoruba.. Jesus is calling you 💛
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Nigerian youths have madddd talent tho 🥶🥶🥶 this is actually a cake #EndSARs
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Shebi y'all saw how "it'll favour me and my family" turned out?
I really pity una this time.
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If you are a Nigerian and you attend a concert hosted by any Nigerian artist this December, you are a foöl.
I have not seen a completely useless industry like the entertainment industry here.
The reason they remain relevant is that we don’t keep them on their toes. So they do as they like, come online to do giveaways whenever it pleases them, and flaunt their luxurious lifestyles and vehicles for you people to debate about who is richer and who drives more expensive cars.
The radio silence from your celebrities is very intentional. Since Tinubu came into power, Wizkid, Burna Boy, Asake, Tems, Yemi Alade, Tiwa Savage, Ayra Starr, Rema, Adekunle Gold, Zlatan, BNXN, and EVERY other person in that industry have said absolutely nothing about the government. Not a single criticism, not even an attempt to encourage their fans to get their PVCs. Lmao, they can’t even publicly tell their fans to vote for a candidate because most of them are friends with people in Aso Rock.
You see how I did not mention the likes of Davido, Olamide, Ajebo Hustlers, Teni, Dandizzy, and Duncan Mighty? These ones are not even subtle about their support for APC and Tinubu. They are either friends with ST, take APC gigs, or dine with Tinubu himself.
If not for the fact that we are very unserious people, no one should be taking Davido seriously after that gimmick he pulled during the Osun State election.
All of them in that industry don’t rate you people, especially those of you who act like fatherless children defending some of them on social media every time.
The election is in January. Most of them will travel out of the country, then, after the election, they’ll come back to host shows, collect money from you people who are suffering, and come on stage at 3 a.m. after keeping you standing from 10 p.m. They might even kick some of you in the face.
But I guess Nigerians have a humiliation kink. If you hold these people accountable and keep them on their toes, they will be on their best behaviour. But then, there’s nothing like cancel culture here anyway.
Nigerian celebrities, pastors, and politicians are God’s favourites. They hit the jackpot by having people like you in their lives.
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I'm genuinely confused.
So after the inflation.
After the kidnappings.
After months of no light.
After tax and fuel hikes.
After terrible healthcare.
After salaries can't even keep up with feeding.
Election Day comes then:
You dress up, You leave your house, You queue under the hot sun, You vote for the same person again.
You are not normal.
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Let's affirm together ❤️
I am not finished. The best of me is still unfolding.
November is proof that God still has more planned.
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My own is what was now the point of advocating for women to have access to equal education and job opportunities if they don’t want to use their resources to provide for their own homes 😂
The reason I’ve stopped debating APC clowns is that, you listened to Buhari promise this in 2015. Then he promised it in 2019 again. Then Tinubu promised this in 2023. Now he’s promising it again. Does your brain not tell you that you are a big fool?
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This move don cast. The last one who turned from nobody to something with this same format is now Campaigning for APC.
Cook your food in your dirty kitchen, eat and sleep. Nothing for you.
Poor people have no loyalty.
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Mayor of Ekiti wan select the correct Presidential candidate for us
Pesin wey no fit select 3 odds make e boom
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"Reciprocator"
But he doesn't bill you, and you cannot reciprocate by not billing him too.
Ole
"when you spoil a woman, she doesn't think you are special, she thinks she is special."
There’s this guy who has been asking my colleague out. He owns a small restaurant on the Island, and every day by 12pm, he sends his dispatch rider to bring lunch for her.
When I say lunch, I don’t mean small chops o. I’m talking correct stir-fry pasta, hot party jollof, sometimes assorted pepper soup with rice, etc. He literally made a food menu for her. So by 11am, she’s already anticipating correct food by 12pm.
One of my colleagues jokingly said, “I hope you’re dating this man o, because he’s really intentional about you.”
This babe opened her mouth and said, “Dating who? I can’t date him o. He’s not my type. I just love the food, so let me keep giving him false hope.”
Yesterday, the man didn’t send lunch, so we were curious. We noticed she kept checking her phone every minute, waiting for the dispatch rider’s call.
By 2pm, she called the man to find out why he hadn’t sent food. The guy told her to give him a response, yes or no, on whether she was going to date him so he could channel his time and attention elsewhere.
This babe started shouting, “So because of your rubbish food that you bring every day, you’re giving me an ultimatum to choose whether I’ll date you or not?”
Before she could complete the sentence, the guy hung up on her. 😂😂😂
Her eyes were looking red. Everybody in the office was just laughing at her.
She thinks she’s Miss Universe. Glad the guy finally knows his worth.
You don’t want to date somebody, but you love eating his food. 😂
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