Edwin_Jarvis

Ah... Avengers? Pardon me for the interruption, but there appears to be sentient life growing in the sub-basement lavatory.

I'll be taking my lunch now, Avengers. I promised to take @_Silverclaw to that nice Italian place that @_Iron_Man took me to last week.

I found my old eye-patch yesterday, and I must confess... a small part of me wanted to put it on and say 'Arrr'.

The kitchen is now prepping for dinner. Do let me know if can make anything special for anyone.

I had no such complaint about @3D_Triathlon, however. Though his entrance into the team was... awkward... I sensed he was an earnest hero.

Though normally I try not to make snap judgments, I must admit that I was immediately distasteful of the late Jonathan Tremont.

This is why I endeavor to prepare all meals personally...

Gentlemen, what did I tell you about @_ScarletWitch's herbs? They are NOT to be used for meal preparation!

In addition to Master Hawkeye's barbeque, I will prepare a feast of more... shall we say, 'edible' delights. I do hope you all attend.

As such, those who are waiting for me to write a tell-all book exposing their secrets shall remain forever disappointed!

I consider it an honor and a privilege to be held in confidence by so many outstanding men and women.

My apologies for the late dinner, Avengers, but this afternoon's disruption with the Wrecking Crew made quite the mess out of the kitchen.