Tony Stark

Who needs super-powers when you're brilliant and rich?

Pepper, cancel all of my appointments today. After that latest business with the Mandarin, I really need a 'me' day.

And, boy, was @TheMighty_Thor sure angry about that one! Of course, I /did/ subvert that energy source to do so, but still...

I don't work for you, Fury, so you might want to adjust your tone when speaking to me.

Happy, I strongly advise that you take Pepper out to dinner before she throws something at you. She has that look about her... again.

I don't know what MODOK sent you boys to steal from my company, but I can tell you with a certainty that he's not going to get it!

Today I'm meeting with three world leaders, 2 rival businessmen, and a Playboy model. Wait... scratch that. /Three/ Playboy models.

.@TheMighty_Thor still owes me that sundae.

I'll give Mrs. Arbogast a three figure raise if she'll come back from her vacation early & save me from all of these temps. Not even joking.

Lord, how I hate magic... no offense, @_ScarletWitch.

Mmm... warm Dr. Pepper... the drink of choice for the recovering alcoholic when he wakes up in a lady friend's apartment after a party.

Firebrand is rampaging in New York Harbor? No, no... there's no need to reschedule my 9 o'clock appointment. I'll be finished by then.