Fuk me gently, late night TV and an old top of the pops and Cliff Richard at No1 reciting a prayer??? Who the feck bought millennium prayer? And look how far we have regressed, today this would have offended at least 12 minority groups #millenium #woke
#MOTD Wayne Rooney must have the worst hair transplant ever. How have they managed to make a premature bald man look worse after a hair transplant? For the love of god shave it off!
Hanley and Souttar are possibly our worst centre back pairing in history, 2 fekn donkeys! #WorldCupQualifiers #Scotland
#LIVSOU Based on this if Liverpool's first team get any injuries and these players are the back ups they are fekd, bloody hell backwards,sideways,give the ball away..Frimpong is a bloody bomb scare,defence is hopeless without Virgil and the midfield is shocking
FFS who gave Ally McCoist all the skittles and blue smarties he's like a fekn gibbering budgie! SHUT UP and let us enjoy the game! #TNTsports #newcastlebarca #NUFC
Eubank Jr doing his best Del Boy Trotter impression with that get up! #EubankBenn
With energy prices set 2 rise again.Went 2 fix with current provider @ScottishPower quoted a 21% increase to my monthly DD. Longtime customer with figure based on actual usage and a credit balance over £450. Thankfully switching is a lot easier than it used 2b #scottishpower
#premierleaguedarts #SkySports Hope we haven't missed anything? Be a bit embarrassing if there was a 9 darter or something, after all "It's only live once"
Its been reaaaaalllly great hearing all about how good Robbie Savage was back in the day, FFS worst commentary ever! #WHULEI
Excellent card 2nite but what is most pleasing is you have finally nailed the production. No more hours between fights & crappy singers or wheeling out of his excellencies next door neighbour for a bit of karaoke credit where's it due, boxing is now watchable again #RiyadhSeason
#IPSMC #Foden @PhilFoden FFs Phil that sharp shooter celebration was always awful, but carrying it out for a 3yd tap in is verging on embarrassing.. great player, cringe worthy celebration ...sort it out
Emma Paton and John Part are gonna be earning their corn tonight, at this rate they will be padding the last hour of the coverage out with small talk! #DartsWorldChampionship
#UsykFury2 #fisherallen
And this is why boxing comes across as corrupt, no way Allen lost that fight. I now predict as long as fury goes the distance he will win no matter how the fight goes. Too much cash in a trilogy to allow usyk to win
If someone reads your phone number back to you in a different combo than you use it messes with your brain! 079..123..456 is not the same as 07..912.. 34.. 56 ...this is an undeniable FACT #phone
Alan Hutton sounds like when you hear your own voice recording - awful.. the only person who should hear that voice is himself! Please make it stop! #PremierSportsCup