alan sanderson (@Elvisaur) profile picture
Scotland
Joined November 2012
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El Star y Garter 🇪🇸 #maryhill #glasgow
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Soccer king.
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Man, pro wrestling is getting really weird these days.
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alan sanderson retweeted
The Real People discuss Oasis’ first demo of Rock n Roll Star.
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Thinking it was finally over then some cunt starts banging a drum for another song #FuryvsNgannou
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Pale Blue Dot is a photo of Earth that was taken by the Voyager 1 space probe in 1990 from a distance of about 6 billion kilometers (3.7 billion miles) as it was leaving our solar system. This is what Carl Sagan said about the photo: "Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it, everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor, and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every 'superstar,' every 'supreme leader,' every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there — on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand. It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known.”
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Appreciate all the overnight support for the first attempt of the season. Feels a bit like pot luck on the first day but hopefully this will give us a bit of entertainment this afternoon. Good luck with all of your own bets and have a brilliant weekend 👍🏻
First #NineFoldAcca of the season. Hard to know who will start well which is why we’ve got big odds - 53/1 at 365. As always, recommend B365 for early payout. Sky are offering 2Up now but odds are worse if you do their offer (32/1) so stick to 365! Best of luck if you get on it!
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Just been sent this 😂
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If someone could please check on @virginmedia I'm getting a bit worried about them now.Please check there's not a pile of milk bottles at the front door and letters sticking out the letterbox! #virginmedia
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“He was my boss, my coach, my second father. He became one of my best friends.” “It can’t take away the pain and grief.” 💔 Ally McCoist pays an emotional tribute to #RangersFC legend Walter Smith. 🙏
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It wouldn't be a Solheim Cup week without a little bit of controversy...😮 Was the correct decision made? 🤔
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🗣️ "Has it ever been home?" #DEN's Kasper Schmeichel questioned the famous saying as he prepares to take on #ENG at Wembley

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DJ at his most human ❤️ – at Manchester, England
Right in the feels.
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🎶 David Marshall 🎶 #NoScotlandNoParty
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🚨GIVEAWAY 🚨 For a chance to win a Bushnell Tour V5 Shift - The UNDISPUTED no.1 rangefinder on Tour - RT, ❤️, follow me and @BushnellGolf Competition also on Insta if you have an account ❤ Draw made one week from today, coin flip to see which platform gets the prize 👍 – at Manchester, England
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See what happens when you wear adult shorts! Results have drastically improved 👏 #coyi @Michailantonio #WHUFC
Replying to @Michailantonio
@Michailantonio Hope you kicked kit man's arse for giving you shorts from the junior kit range #hungryarse #shortshorts #coyi #WestHam
Unite warns aerospace sector SMEs in East Midlands at risk of ‘falling like dominos’ without government intervention as #RollsRoyce supply chain firm Turbine Surface Technologies announces redundancies. @UniteEastMids unitetheunion.org/news-event…
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@PhotoBox_Help Do you just pick and choose which customers you help? Not sure how many messages,emails,tweets and FB messages we have sent now but still not had the courtesy of a reply 😡 Still no sign of our order and tracking is useless!
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75 year old on covid-19 lockdown has birthday ruined by @Photobox @PhotoBox_Help @dhlexpressuk Thanks guys for you complete lack of professionalism and customer service #CustomerService #CustomerExperience #Cowboys #dumbandumber
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@Photobox Been trying for weeks now to get an answer, where is our parcel? Nobody at either photobox or DHL will answer our FB,tweets,emails,messages etc Sick to the bottom of my stomach with the lack of customer service.A 75th birthday has been ruined