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Scribbler. Lefty. Softy. Award-nommed former film reviews editor @thelistmagazine, reviewer / interviewer for @RadioTimesFilm. Member @londoncritics.

Norf London Forever
Joined May 2010
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The Prince Charles Cinema Secures its Future The Prince Charles Cinema is thrilled to announce that we have signed a new 25-year lease with no break clause, ensuring our projectors will keep rolling for years to come. #YouSavedThePCC
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Slightly relieved Ed Sheeran didn't stand his ground or have any principals so I did not have to develop begrudging respect for a guy who makes Hallmark channel music for your most lobotomized coworkers
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🗣️ “Myles, give us a song!” Myles Lewis-Skelly: “We know what we are!” 🗣️ “Champions of England, we know what we are!” 🤣❤️ 🎥 @RN24_AFC
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70s Coronation Street is often indistinguishable from a Fassbinder film
nothing could prepare me for the greatest scene opening of all time
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Konsa throwing Rogers around like a rag doll 😭 nitter.gq/chapelmarketafc/status…
Thoughts on Ezri Konsa today? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Once a Gunner, always a Gunner ❤️
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This shouldn’t be this funny Jesus Christ lmao
“The WIFI password is on the back of the router” The back of the router:
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🚨🔴⚪️ Mikel Arteta: “Myles Lewis-Skelly STAYS. I am 100% sure”.
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If Elliot Anderson is worth £116m then Myles Lewis Skelly is priceless.
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The decibel levels at the Emirates rose noticeably as 'Number 49, Myles Lewis-Skelly' was read out before the game against Como. The 19-year-old Arsenal academy graduate has been at the centre of transfer speculation, but his celebration after scoring and the crowd reaction showed the importance of characters like him in maintaining bonds between club and fans. 📝 @ArtDeRoche ⬇️ bit.ly/4cD8fNv
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So before we start the meeting, let’s go around the room and introduce yourself
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The Daily Mail said England should leave Jude Bellingham at home. A take that aged like milk left out in the Miami sun.
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Nothing is sacred to these foul beasts. Everything that is beautiful is rendered profane and nightmarish by their touch.
How are we feeling about Tony glow ups?
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Count Binface is reminding us all what it really means to be British. An abiding love for a brilliant piss take that bursts the ego of the most highly inflated ego around. The sun is out, England are still in the World Cup and Farage has made himself look like a tool. 🤣🇬🇧⚽️☀️
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If anybody asks how I’m doing right now I’m going to send them this video as a representation of my current state of mind
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On your head, Martin 😅
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This thing that binds us ❤️
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🥺🏆 Mikel Arteta: “It’s one of the best feelings I’ve ever had. I couldn’t watch City game. I could hear noises from inside, then my son opened the door, ran towards me… …he was crying and he said ‘we are champions daddy!”. @BeanymanSports 🎥
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"4-4-2 guys!" 🤣
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Celebrations from Sobha to N5 🥳 Our Gunners take to social media 📲
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