Eng. Shingai Levison King

Satan only sires these typa of criminal popeyes in Msunu WeAfrika but never in ZIM or KENYA🙌🙌

Dear @Wolves be advised that after tonight’s scintillating performance against Sierra Leona, his full name is now Marshall Munetsi Anonetsa👏👏 #GoWarriorsGo #Bayawabaya🔥👏

So @SuperSportTV you decided to take away the brilliant @MarawaRobert from our screens and replace his masterpiece sports desk with this clownish broadcast on big match days like the World Cup???😭😭😭🙌🙌 May the footballing gods punish whoever made the decision at @SSFootball to destroy the one excitable and best Football show on the continent!!

@GaytonMcK how far life in Morocco dudula bwoy!!?

This image was seen circulating on @SABCNews, @SSFootball, @SuperSportTV later this evening. Bafana siyaDudula today😂😂 #GoWarriorsGo

Our Number 1 team is back in action this afternoon. The Warriors vs Palancas Negras of Angola. May the Warriors’ spears be in juggernaut form today🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #GoWarriorsGo🇿🇼

So why was this fake image trending over the weekend?? Shit! Demet!! Mbudzi dzevanhu!! We are tayad!!

Nhai mukoma wangu @nickmangwana 🥵🥵🙌🙌 You call a lady appointee a Board Chairman??????? Seriously??? Chairman shuwa shuwa????? And worse of all such a gross error appears in an official Government Gazzete🙌🙌. Proofread your work please and avoid being cooked for nothing!!

High Court Judge - Justice Benjamin Chikowero has today issued a court order confirming the withdrawal of trumped up criminal charges against my brothers Mike Chimombe & Moses Mpofu. The art of law-fare used by state linked zviganandas must come to an end in one of these days!

@econet_support l say Mwari ngaambokunyimai zvese zvamunoda until further notice! 😡😡 When your cars get clamped you also clamp your network for the faithful users as well??😳😳🙌🙌 I surrender @econetzimbabwe

The ZRP District Response Squad with the dreaded Anti-Riot Police Unit running down Jason Moyo Avenue a few mins ago.🙌🙌 #TheFearFactor

Cole Palmer after eating one of Captain @GlenDhliwayo’s dishes before tonight’s match😂🔥🔥🔥🔥

I would have been proud to be a Chegutu Pirates FC fan to just wake up and see signature war cries from Godfather @Chakariboy’s latest weekly dose of Sharuko On Saturday. Give this fine scribe his flowers while he still leaves!👏👏 Meanwhile as a DeMbare fan, l have to content with the irrevocable truth spit by the Chakari Boy in this article: herald.co.zw/tell-marriot-i-… TELL MARRIOT I SPEAK FOR THE VOICELESS If l was gifted with just 1% of Sharuko’s calling and poetic football writing skills, l would simply add another article titled: BENARD MARRIOT, A CURSE TO DYNAMOS THAN A BLESSING!

Dear @ManCity May you please send your bank account details straight to my DM. Would to wire you an additional £100Million on top of the transfer fee which you received from Chelsea FC. As Chelsea fans, we want Fair Play, £40million is peanuts for Ice Cold Palmer. We want to reward you for giving us such a gem💙💙💪💪

So these stupid Americans think by so doing they will save us from being smoked by Zanu PF??😳😳 We are tired of the same mbanje antics. The same marijuana script since the Bob era and the same Popeyes from America never instituted any foreign policy that benefited any ordinary Zimbabwean.

Dear @ChelseaFC Africa lost Mr. Ibu yesterday, a talented actor, a resolute and devote Chelsea Fan. Kindly requesting a moment of silence to be observed for him when we face Newcastle on Monday night. Thanks💙💙👏 @Tunnykvng @PeterObi

Khama Billiat flanked by the Yadah FC CEO and Chairman this evening. The talisman will sign a contract with Yadah and will be loaned out to Dynamos to brighten his prospects in the African Safari when DeMbare kickstarts its CAF Confederations journey. @Chakariboy @SteveVickers5 @mikemadoda @barrymanandi @makogold07

And 3 well crafted goals later on

Fly High Super Eagles🦅💙. With love from Zim🇿🇼