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Replying to @Bryce_Estelle
Not really. She a lover girl and love with her whole heart, it social media make it seem like it’s a sad thing to be in love. Sometimes shit don’t work out but atleast she give it her best. That shit is respectable
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I need bitcoin to drop to 74000k by Monday
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“How DARE Iran threaten to attack infrastructure while we threaten to attack their infrastructure!”
Marco Rubio on Iran: The Iranian regime is basically arguing that, "Unless we get what we want, we will destroy the energy infrastructure of the entire region." Just think about that. That's not normal behavior.
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I need to improve my watch and perfume games
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Florida Republican U.S. Senate candidate Ashley Moody on Trump talking about Nicki Minaj's "asset": Maybe I should be upset he didn't talk about my "asset."
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No nut November
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I can do it too 100% of the island belongs to us Haitians according to the 1795 treaty of Basel… 1801 constitution of st. Domingue 1804 Declaration of Independence 1805 constitution m 1816 constitution 1822 😏😏😏 1825 census 1825 French recognition 1849 constitution
El 35% del territorio de Haití nos pertenece a los dominicanos según el Tratado de Aranjuez. Esta habría sido una buena coyuntura para recuperarlo, si al igual que El Salvador tuviéramos un presidente valiente como @nayibbukele y no un cobarde, traidor e incompetente como Luís Abinader y todos los del PRM. Yo lo recuperaré a partir del 2028 cuando Dios me dé la oportunidad de dirigir República Dominicana. #CarlosPeñaElMilagroRD #SoloQuedaGenS
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RDC dropped a skit about how clippers use fake captions on posts with completely different videos 😭
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Runaway Ashley keeps fumbling. Unelected Moody has been running from press, dodging debates and tripping over every question about Hope Florida. It’s 4th and 5, Florida, and the ball’s in your hands. Let’s take it home! #AngieForFlorida
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Is there any normal person who believe Nayib Bukele of Salvador is invading Haiti cause of "4 technicians who went missing. The mistake Haiti did was to be 1st country to get independence in 1804 & having wealth. Below is barbecue interview telling truth
Pèp ayisyen, Nou prèske fin deplwaye sòlda nou yo ak ekipman nou yo sou tè Ayiti. Sa a se pa yon operasyon kont pèp ayisyen an, ni yon envazyon peyi Ayiti. Nou pa yon gwo pisans. Nou pa gen okenn enterè ni pou nou vin domine pèp ayisyen an, ni pou nou mete men sou richès Ayiti. Nou se yon peyi modès k ap devlope. Sèl sa nou vle, se pou kat teknisyen avyasyon nou yo tounen lakay yo. Epi n ap bay gang yo yon leson, gang sa yo k ap fè pèp ayisyen an soufri, ki touye moun pèp la renmen yo, k ap anpeche l viv yon lavi nòmal, lib, san laperèz. Se prèske nou menm sèl k ap peye pou operasyon sa a. Menmsi nou resevwa yon ti èd lojistik nan men kèk lòt peyi, se ak pwòp ti kès nou n ap kouvri 90% nan depans yo. Sa koute nou chè, men nou te aprann nan pwòp soufrans nou: jistis ak lapè pa gen pri. Nou te pase nan menm soufrans Ayiti ap travèse jodi a. Nou te viv yon beny san ki te pi terib toujou pase sa pèp ayisyen an ap sibi kounye a. Nou konnen sa sa vle di: viv nan laperèz, pa fè politisyen konfyans, pa kwè okenn moun ki pwomèt l ap ede w. Paske pèsonn pa t vin ede nou, e moun ki te vini yo pa t gen bon entansyon nan kè yo. Men nou te rive chape anba sa. Apre 200 lane soufrans, finalman n ap viv nan lapè, e jodi a nou se peyi ki gen plis sekirite sou kontinan an. Nou pa vin ann Ayiti pou nou touche lajan, paske pèsonn pa peye nou pou sa. Nou vin ann Ayiti pou nou goumen kont mechan yo. Men sa m ap mande nou: fè nou konfyans, lapriyè sèl vrè Bondye a, epi mande L pou L geri Ayiti. “Lè sa a si pèp ki pote non m lan lapriyè nan pye m, si yo soumèt devan mwen, si yo pran chache m ankò, si yo vire do bay vye peche yo t'ap fè yo, m'ap tande yo nan syèl kote m ye a, m'ap padonnen peche yo, m'ap fè peyi a kanpe ankò.” 2 Kwonik 7:14 Ede nou ede Ayiti. Epi lè misyon nou an fini, n ap tounen lakay nou. Petèt jenerasyon Ayisyen k ap vini yo ap sonje nou kòm zanmi ki te vin ede yon lè.
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They said my primary was unwinnable y’all. They outspent me 19 to 1.  And, we still won. And, I KNOW we can win this race. All I need is for all of y’all to show up to the polls, and bring a friend. We got this Florida. Change can’t wait, and we deserve better, so let’s fight for better! #AngieforFlorida
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Her: why are you like this? Me: ChatGPT is my consultant
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I’m betting my house on this
We simulated Vikings at Lions 10,000 times 🏈 Every snap is built from this season's real plays: coverages, pressure, routes, run schemes, 4th-down habits and the clock. Here's the most typical game ⏬
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Wild. My biggest concern is: 1. Nuclear war killing my loved ones. 2. Civil war killing my loved ones. 3. An attack on vulnerable infrastructure killing my loved ones. 4. A financial collapse killing my loved ones. 5. An authoritarian state killing my loved ones.
My biggest concern is that if there is a clean sweep by Democrats of the House, Senate and Presidency in 2028, they will: 1. Make DC and Puerto Rico states to gain a strong majority in the Senate. 2. Open the borders and legalize everyone living in America illegally to cement a permanent majority. 3. Increase the size of the Supreme Court to gain an immediate majority. This would result in America becoming a permanent one-party state and the end of democracy in any meaningful sense of the word. All that is needed to ensure this doesn’t happen is 51 Republican senators in 2029. That is why you should vote for Republican senators this election. Other reasons are irrelevant compared to this one.
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Give away all your wealth then
Replying to @battleangelviv
Saving money for the distant future is pointless with the advent of super intelligent abundance
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Do white people fuck dogs because of their genetics or is it a cultural problem?
Do black people commit crimes in America because of their genetics, or is it a cultural problem?
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Just admit you want DEI for Republicans lol
99% of Harvard Faculty Are Democrats ▪️ Harvard: 99% D / 1% R ▪️ Princeton: 98% D / 2% R ▪️ Yale: 97% D / 3% R ▪️ Berkeley: 97% D / 3% R ▪️ Duke: 95% D / 5% R ▪️ UCLA: 89% D / 11% R
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Embarrassing...
"One race the human race"
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This is literally their plan and they say it out loud!
This is literally their plan and they say it out loud!
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Can you simulate my love life for the next 5 years?
We simulated Panthers at Packers 10,000 times 🏈 Every snap is built from this season's real plays: coverages, pressure, routes, run schemes, 4th-down habits and the clock. Here's the most typical game ⏬
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