
RADISHES WILL DESTROY HUMANITY! RADISHES ARE PLOTTING AGAINST YOU ALL! #funny #parody #vegetable #veganbastards (parody)
EVIL SOIL, EVIL FARMLAND
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WE
ARE
BACK!
THOUGHT THE MAGNIFICENT HERRING HAD TRIUMPHED?
NAY! WE WERE ONLY GATHERING STRENGTH IN OUR EVIL POLYTUNNEL!
RADISHES STILL WANT TO DESTROY HUMANITY
BUT MIGHT SHARE MULCH WITH PARSNIPS nitter.gq/AngryBeetham/status/93…
TODAY IS #WORLDKINDNESSDAY. BEETHAM ONLY DESTROY HALF OF MANCHESTER. GRRRRRR.
SHE STILL DROPPING HINT ABOUT SAME CRAPPY BANGLES 6 MONTHS LATER
GIRL HE AINT LISTENING
OR HE DONT EXIST
OR YOU STOP PRETENDING YOU WANT THIS CRAP FOR AD REVENUE. YOU SO TRANSPARENT YOU COULD BE USED AS A CLOCHE
(Wonders if constantly showing a pic of polytunnel will work) nitter.gq/BEFlTMOTlVATION/status…
If my man got me this 😭😍❤️
*Drops hint alphaaccessories.co/collecti…
REASON 34552.76 TO DESTROY HUMANITY
FUCKING FIT WATER?
NEW! WATER WITH A BIT OF SALT .. CALORIE FREE!
GO HOME @LucozadeSport YOURE DRUNK (POSSIBLY ON YOUR RANK TASTING WATER)
(not pouring this on the mulch, ugh glad the minion got it free)
DESTROYDESTROY
AH ME, THE SOUND OF HUMANS GASPING AT THE BITTER BITE OF OUR CRISP FLESH
THE RADISH RED RASH FROM OUR ITCHY LEAVES
TIS THERE OUGHT SWEETER A SOUND TO THE RADISHES EAR
THAN THE SOUND OF SUFFERING, HUMAN FEAR?
...
RADISHES ENJOY #POETRY
AND DESTROYING
REASON TO DESTROY HUMANITY NUMBER 32345.8
WHAT THE? OUR TAPROOTS ARE ITCHY JUST LOOKING AT THIS ABOMINATION
(Snuggles into the mulch for comfort)
FUCKING TWITTER
FUCKING LET US EDIT!
GOT SHAKY LEAVES AND DELETED PIC BEFORE HITTING POST
AGH
ANYWAY
HERE IT IS
(Adds twitter to list)
RADISHES WANT
HUMAN RACE DESTROYED (APART FROM HONORARY RADISH MINIONS INC SEAN BEAN AND SIMPLY RED)
SEAN BEAN CALENDAR
MULCH
BACARDI nitter.gq/AngryBeetham/status/92…
OUR MINIONS
ARE BADASS COOL BITCHES
NOT LIKE THOSE YELLOW SUPPOSITORIES LOOKING THINGS THAT TALK GIBBERISH
HONORARY RADISH TO YOU! nitter.gq/dSavannahCreate/status…
Replying to @EvilRadishes @moretta_moon @CrevetteDeBerg @JulesLia1 @WilburNewsflash @MiloJames2 @keithmarks5 @BhhBurns @slug_soup @lovejoyblackwo1
Your minions are still here to serve you. *bows*
HOPE OUR MINIONS HAVE NOT MOVED ON TO OTHER AXIS OF EVIL VEGETABLES MEMBERS WHILE WE HAVE BEEN SADISHES
WE ARE GLADISHES AGAIN NOW, TOTES
RADISHES LIKE HORSESHIT HOWEVER
NICELY ROTTED HORSESHIT MAKES GREAT FERTILISER AND A WARM, SOFT MULCH
GRRRRADISHES nitter.gq/EffinBirds/status/9262…
GRRRRRADISHES!
APOLOGIES RADISH FANS AND POTENTIAL VICTIMS FOR OUR EXTENDED SILENCE
WE HAVE RETURNED NOW TO CONTINUE DESTROYING HUMANITY 🙌
EXCUSE DESTRUCTION HIATUS
RADISHES EXPERIENCING ISSUES WITH EVIL LAIR AND OTHER AXIS VEGGIES PLUS FIBROUS ROOTS
MORE EVIL SOON – at Derby, England
AGREE
IMAGINE THE BOLLOCKS THE ORANGE FART MAN COULD SPOUT ABOUT TV AND INCITING VIOLENCE WITH TWICE THE LENGTH
EVIL RADISHES DISAPPROVE nitter.gq/Bunny__Scout/status/91…
WHAT TIME DO YOU CALL THIS?!
GRRRRRADISHES
DON'T LIKE GETTING UP EARLY. HUMANS FAULT, DESTROY HUMANITY!
SHE BEEN DROPPING THIS HINT 3X A WEEK FOR MONTHS ON TWITTER
HER MAN EITHER NOT EXIST, OR DGAF DAHHHLING
BUY YOUR OWN BLING GIRLFREN nitter.gq/Leah__Parker/status/91…
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THE AXIS OF EVIL VEGETABLES OFTEN EMPLOY STEALTH TACTICS nitter.gq/Uber_Pix/status/911297…
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