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RADISHES WILL DESTROY HUMANITY! RADISHES ARE PLOTTING AGAINST YOU ALL! #funny #parody #vegetable #veganbastards (parody)

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Joined August 2017
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@blueastronaut1 WE ARE BACK! THOUGHT THE MAGNIFICENT HERRING HAD TRIUMPHED? NAY! WE WERE ONLY GATHERING STRENGTH IN OUR EVIL POLYTUNNEL!
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RADISHES STILL WANT TO DESTROY HUMANITY BUT MIGHT SHARE MULCH WITH PARSNIPS nitter.gq/AngryBeetham/status/93…
TODAY IS #WORLDKINDNESSDAY. BEETHAM ONLY DESTROY HALF OF MANCHESTER. GRRRRRR.
SHE STILL DROPPING HINT ABOUT SAME CRAPPY BANGLES 6 MONTHS LATER GIRL HE AINT LISTENING OR HE DONT EXIST OR YOU STOP PRETENDING YOU WANT THIS CRAP FOR AD REVENUE. YOU SO TRANSPARENT YOU COULD BE USED AS A CLOCHE (Wonders if constantly showing a pic of polytunnel will work) nitter.gq/BEFlTMOTlVATION/status…
If my man got me this 😭😍❤️ *Drops hint alphaaccessories.co/collecti…
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GRRRRRADISHES WE RADISHES ARENT SURE WHETHER TO BE PLEASED (FOLLOWERS YO) OR ...PETURBED DONT SHOW US YOUR TAPROOT YOU SPOOPY LOON! #follow #eek
REASON 34552.76 TO DESTROY HUMANITY FUCKING FIT WATER? NEW! WATER WITH A BIT OF SALT .. CALORIE FREE! GO HOME @LucozadeSport YOURE DRUNK (POSSIBLY ON YOUR RANK TASTING WATER) (not pouring this on the mulch, ugh glad the minion got it free)
DESTROYDESTROY AH ME, THE SOUND OF HUMANS GASPING AT THE BITTER BITE OF OUR CRISP FLESH THE RADISH RED RASH FROM OUR ITCHY LEAVES TIS THERE OUGHT SWEETER A SOUND TO THE RADISHES EAR THAN THE SOUND OF SUFFERING, HUMAN FEAR? ... RADISHES ENJOY #POETRY AND DESTROYING
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REASON TO DESTROY HUMANITY NUMBER 32345.8 WHAT THE? OUR TAPROOTS ARE ITCHY JUST LOOKING AT THIS ABOMINATION (Snuggles into the mulch for comfort)
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WRONG TIS RADISHES THAT WILL END THE WORLD OF MEN AND BRING ON A NEW ORDER OF VEGETATION AND WONDER #DESTROY #DESTROY #DESTROY
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RESPLENDENT ARE THE ROOBS OF THE RADISH SPIRIT
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FUCKING TWITTER FUCKING LET US EDIT! GOT SHAKY LEAVES AND DELETED PIC BEFORE HITTING POST AGH ANYWAY HERE IT IS (Adds twitter to list)
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RADISHES WANT HUMAN RACE DESTROYED (APART FROM HONORARY RADISH MINIONS INC SEAN BEAN AND SIMPLY RED) SEAN BEAN CALENDAR MULCH BACARDI nitter.gq/AngryBeetham/status/92…
ALL ME WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TOTAL NUCLEAR DESTRUCT (AND SPROUTS MADE OF BOULDER).
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OUR MINIONS ARE BADASS COOL BITCHES NOT LIKE THOSE YELLOW SUPPOSITORIES LOOKING THINGS THAT TALK GIBBERISH HONORARY RADISH TO YOU! nitter.gq/dSavannahCreate/status…
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HOPE OUR MINIONS HAVE NOT MOVED ON TO OTHER AXIS OF EVIL VEGETABLES MEMBERS WHILE WE HAVE BEEN SADISHES WE ARE GLADISHES AGAIN NOW, TOTES
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RADISHES LIKE HORSESHIT HOWEVER NICELY ROTTED HORSESHIT MAKES GREAT FERTILISER AND A WARM, SOFT MULCH GRRRRADISHES nitter.gq/EffinBirds/status/9262…
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GRRRRRADISHES! APOLOGIES RADISH FANS AND POTENTIAL VICTIMS FOR OUR EXTENDED SILENCE WE HAVE RETURNED NOW TO CONTINUE DESTROYING HUMANITY 🙌
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EXCUSE DESTRUCTION HIATUS RADISHES EXPERIENCING ISSUES WITH EVIL LAIR AND OTHER AXIS VEGGIES PLUS FIBROUS ROOTS MORE EVIL SOON – at Derby, England
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AGREE IMAGINE THE BOLLOCKS THE ORANGE FART MAN COULD SPOUT ABOUT TV AND INCITING VIOLENCE WITH TWICE THE LENGTH EVIL RADISHES DISAPPROVE nitter.gq/Bunny__Scout/status/91…
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WHAT TIME DO YOU CALL THIS?! GRRRRRADISHES DON'T LIKE GETTING UP EARLY. HUMANS FAULT, DESTROY HUMANITY!
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SHE BEEN DROPPING THIS HINT 3X A WEEK FOR MONTHS ON TWITTER HER MAN EITHER NOT EXIST, OR DGAF DAHHHLING BUY YOUR OWN BLING GIRLFREN nitter.gq/Leah__Parker/status/91…
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THE AXIS OF EVIL VEGETABLES OFTEN EMPLOY STEALTH TACTICS nitter.gq/Uber_Pix/status/911297…
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