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I never know what to say but I know it when someone else says it

Joined November 2015
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i miss when 5k was a lot of money
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Can you text me in a happier tone I'm extremely sensitive
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One of my favorite Patrick Stewart moments was his ice bucket challenge video. He took some ice from the bucket, dropped it in a glass, poured in some whiskey, and wrote a check to the ALS Association. Always a class act.
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Retrograde my ass, this is a retrofade. It’s 50 eleven planets whooping my ass right now. Unhand me Mars.
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The Pope out here canceling out his MAGA brother's vote.
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The average black child has eaten more spaghetti than an Italian man
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Millennials can go from gangster rap to a Disney soundtracks without ever questioning their mental health.
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in nature if a monkey starts hoarding all the banana then other monkey's kill them
NEW: Sam Altman says it’s “quite terrible” for everyday people to own RAM, arguing it belongs in data centers.
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Somebody said “Respect is allowing your partner to clarify what they meant instead of deciding what they meant and arguing against an intention they never had.” And I like that shit
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Hey can i join your already established friend group
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I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me
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I'm gonna tell you right now, they 100% have the cure to all the cancers right now, but they're withholding them because of profit
AMERICANS ARE FLYING TO CHINA TO BUY CANCER MEDICATION, WITH ONE MAN BRINGING HOME 26 BOXES TO HELP SAVE HIS MOM'S LIFE
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i’d be in the hospital bed looking at million dollar houses on Zillow
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Petition to fire the Grim Reaper who can no longer be trusted to discharge his duties as required
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PLEASE I need someone to tell corporate economists that infinite growth on a finite planet is the exact logic of a cancer cell.
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Patrick Stewart wanted to play Othello because it was his favorite Shakespeare play, but he didn't want to wear blackface, so he did a production where Othello is the only white character.
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ao3 comes back up and 50,000 people post the fics they had been stockpiling for 4 weeks all at once, which then immediately crashes the site again
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How did we lose Dolly Parton and Patrick Stewart this year but keep Mitch McConnell?!?!This is the worst timeline.
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Hackers will steal $5.6B in crypto but not bother to wipe out any of our unsecured consumer debt or student loans. Fuckin' loser hackers.
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If you are psychologically ready to accept this, then you are ready to learn Chinese.
The word, bed, is shaped like a bed.
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