Wow. Asshole shysters and robots, what a combination

Not now, I’m—too drunk.

30 to 50 percent mortality rate? Fuck it, fam, let’s goooooooo [into the dirt]!!!

Thanks for giving me the final reason to unfollow this account, you’re lazy and worthless 🫡

The two albums about both of these movies: tombenvy.bandcamp.com

My band’s two albums about these two movies is what’s the best tombenvy.bandcamp.com

Anyone who believes someone can “walk back” comments is just as spineless as someone willing to do the back-walking

No one thinks about the stuff you do (except for the people who secretly and constantly think about this stuff), Thud. Just get a little gay and you’ll feel better

Good lord, people still care about this? The current president is currently convicted of over 30 crimes. Or just continue being a shithead.

I’m a tenth- and eleventh-generation American on my father’s side alone—so where did I learn to protest against ICE?? Maybe protests are inherent democratic values, you fascist clod?

Money Marge™️ is back! Retweet for good luck

Says the guy who’s more proud to be Christian (an identity) than a father (something you’re probably terrible at)

It’s funny how Israel allots all food and funding into Palestine so they themselves are openly admitting to feeding “terrorists” like they are “kings”

Paying for celebrity meetings and/or autographs

Has anyone read the nonfiction book 1984?

You are DELUSIONAL.

I gave a cyberfuck duo the “out of window handjob motion” and I was so proud of myself I didn’t even notice their reactions

Meanwhile, normal people are curious as to why you’re all so obsessed with people’s private parts. You seem like a bunch of perverts. Maybe seek a therapist on campus? Brown’s resources are excellent for students like you 👌🏼

Hey friend, wanna cite a source that isn’t pulled from your ass? Or is higher education just too advanced for you?