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king of the horseflies

@bigblackbugs

aging punker/ she/her / Satanist / con law legal nerd / “violent felon” ♌️ 🖤🩶🤍💜🌙 pals only: @diaboluxe666 (SFW)

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Joined October 2012
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Ahhhhh my throne 😏
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No, my knight is also named Bort.
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rosa ✧ mundi (@rosaxmundi) profile picturerosa ✧ mundi
@rosaxmundiOct 26
A depiction of the Knights of the Round Table from Arthurian legend, receiving a vision of the Holy Grail. (Evrard d'Espinques, from folio 610v in Bibliothèque Nationale de France)
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I love/hate watching people discover that SW are, in fact, people with interests and lives that do things and go places
Rifflord Mazda (@matzar3lla) profile pictureRifflord Mazda@matzar3llaOct 28
Chat brace yourselves we’re about to see an influx of hc dudes asking Mia Khalifa if she likes various 90s straight edge bands
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Kill Tim Faust 💀@crulge16h
Yeah, I'm an edgelord. I'm not afraid to speak the truth, no matter who it upsets. But please don't be mean to me. Please please please please please don't be mean to me. I'm a normal guy. Look, you've made me cry. To be clear though—I'm still a bad boy who plays by my own rules
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Jesus Elizabeth Christ 😂
muddbear (@muddb3ar) profile picturemuddbear@muddb3arOct 28
wake up babe, people are about to discover reading.
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OH GREAT now he’s gonna invade (spins globe and puts finger on it) Madagascar
Marco Foster (@MarcoFoster_) profile pictureMarco Foster
@MarcoFoster_21h
Abdul El-Sayed: “We are being actively bullied by the dumbest people in the room. Donald Trump is an idiot. He has one genius which is getting attention. Because his dad never gave him enough, because he was a nepo baby, he craved attention and used the bullying tactics to get it. But the man is an idiot. Just a fool”
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Corporate suits are in every available office and I am going to be difficult about it
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I think it’s because a lot of people feel some kind of ownership and when kids start to develop personalities they have trouble accepting it? I have a great relationship with my mom but we definitely had clashes. She was growing up too, and I didn’t get that until I was 30
🪱 Worm Girl 🪱 (@wirmgurl) profile picture🪱 Worm Girl 🪱@wirmgurlOct 27
Everyone I know loves their baby so much and almost everyone I know has an at least somewhat fractious relationship with their parents. Seems important to figure out what goes wrong between babyhood and adulthood.
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All the people saying that it didn’t happen need to face execution by cactus in the colon I swear to fuckin god
Bandii (@BandiiBandi) profile pictureBandii@BandiiBandiOct 27
Signed my daughter up for basketball, and now we not going, because the coach texted my phone about stuff that’s not basketball related 😒😭
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I fuckin GUESS
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7 Angels 7 Fayes@fxvxyeOct 27
okay 👍
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZOct 27
Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say tmz.com/2026/10/27/celebrity…
Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say

Anonymous Celebrity May Die by Suicide if Sex Misconduct Claims Go Public, Lawyers Say

A big-time celebrity is fighting to keep his identity under wraps amid disturbing sexual misconduct allegations ... with his lawyers warning he could take his own life if the claims are made public.

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Do you think anyone would protest if I wore a robe and slippers to work
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Sometimes the best thing you can do for yourself is take a fuckin walk. YEAH I KNOW I HATE IT TOO
goma (@soigomaa) profile picturegoma
@soigomaaAug 11
Hit me with the harshest reality truth
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It’s ok if you wanna make fun of me for never using dark mode on anything because I may be going friggin blind but can still kick your ass
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AND ITS STILL FUCKEN TRUE
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ms rat 🐀 (@ratbitebaby) profile picturems rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Joshwelt@weltszznOct 27
food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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Walter Ronald Bookes@WhatAreBooksOct 25
type of shit my cat meows about at 3am
Visakan Veerasamy (@visakanv) profile pictureVisakan Veerasamy
@visakanvOct 24
I ate something sus earlier and was queasy for hours. finally threw up, and awash in relief and joy and gratitude, for… access to the default state. I know Baudelaire spoke of this… the ecstatic zeal of the convalescent, the recovered man, yelling isn’t it marvellous to be!!!
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If I saw a war criminal in front of my face I’d be so fucking rude to him and NOT look at him with reverence but that’s just me
Jamarrius (@YungxJayy) profile pictureJamarrius@YungxJayyOct 26
Yeah, and you’re helping facilitate it.
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Back in my day it was Pink Floyd and/or Sabbath but yes this is true 😂
cream drizzyクリームのドリップ (@shrampmannne) profile picturecream drizzyクリームのドリップ@shrampmannneOct 25
Before it was legalized you had to have this conversation with a guy who was really into Tool every time you wanted to buy weed
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Godfrey@godfrey_vonOct 27
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Definitely Coming Down With Something but I got my shots so hopefully this won’t wreck my ass but I’m also on day 83984 of the Period That Wouldn’t Die so maybe death is the right answer 🥰
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