Joined January 2023
Ferdinand Swinghammer retweeted
My Oval Office would be superior to both.
President Trump’s Oval Office puts Barack Obama’s Oval Office to shame.
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hollywood is done. it's over. we don't need you.
ngl this is getting out of hands.
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The his is how a husky plays with a much smaller dog
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THIS IS SO ME! *reads bio* Right.
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The show NOW BEGINS. AND I WILL NOT BE HERE FOR IT. DARN.
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We’ve got a lot of problems in this country. Not a single one will be solved by giving away money we don’t have to countries who don’t like us.
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My bank account and my lifestyle are currently in a toxic relationship
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They didn't just come in illegally they staged armed robberies to game a visa meant for real victims. You don't open your door to people who lie to get through it. Every program like this needs to be audited top to bottom.
Hundreds of staged armed robberies helped thousands pose as crime victims in US immigration scam: DOJ trib.al/xEBtqIf
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Ferdinand Swinghammer retweeted
Being an asshole is living life on easy mode. Learn it. Live it.
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Want a random key to happiness? Stop trying not to laugh, Try to laugh about everything. What? I said: Never laugh about anything. 🤣🤣🤣 Nothing can be funny. 🤣🤣🤣
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Ferdinand Swinghammer retweeted
Wife: XOXOXOX Me: Is that hugs and kisses or a game I'm about to lose? Wife: Yes.
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Not all husbands are clueless. Some just haven't been told what they did yet.
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Women say "do what you want" the same way cops say "go ahead and run."
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Ferdinand Swinghammer retweeted
TOMORROW WE CELEBRATE: 🤖"ACT HUMAN" Day. We try to prove to others that we are human by doing completely normal stuff, like stressing out because my pants do not match my shirt. Remember: ACT HUMAN OR GET DISCONNECTED FROM THE GAME. That's right, If you get caught, YOU ARE USELESS AND WILL BE DISCONNECTED.
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Ferdinand Swinghammer retweeted
Do you listen to Christian music? 🎶
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