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Purveyor of snarky remarks on the digital analytics industry (#measure). All vendors will be ridiculed often and equally. Lover of #bacon and singlemalt scotch.

Excel and PowerPoint
Joined January 2011
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A GTM template I shared during @supervveek 🤓 zielinsky.alejand.ro/increas… Among many things it does: -Contains all of the recommended GA4 Events & Parameters -Pull event data directlly from a dataLayer.push() -Add custom parameters and user properties -Load GTAG from a custom URL
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Great talk by Katrin Ribant at @supervveek, sharing how to make big query accessible as a non-coder by using gpt4 to write your queries for each step #spwk
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Trump attorneys: We urge you to reconsider indicting our client again. “No” Attorneys: Will you wait until his other cases have been resolved? “No” Attorneys: Will you validate our parking this time? We’re not getting paid by our client. “No” Attorneys: We at least got complimentary bottled water the last time? “Not this time”
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Russia is sending air strikes to Ukraine and threatening nuclear war, but is that dashboard ready for review yet?
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Oh $googl. We are anxiously watching. Thanks .@airgups23 for the idea!
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Trump 2016: Things are bad, vote for me so I can fix them Trump 2020: Things are even worse, vote for me or else things will get much much worse
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*spreadsheets* are the main competitor for 90% of software startups
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Google Analytics eCommerce: How to upload product data with Google Sheets bit.ly/2RDwNf7 /via @JulienCoquet #measure
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INSTEAD OF BOWING TO THE DEMANDS OF HACKERS WE HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE A STAND TODAY WE'RE PUBLISHING ALL OF OUR CUSTOMER EMAILS AND PASSWORDS INSTEAD YOU WON'T GET ANY RANSOM FROM US, HACKERS!
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There are unfortunate spelling errors, and then there's this.
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WE SUPPORT DIVERSITY OF VIEWPOINTS HERE STEVE’S GOT A THREE HOUR PRESENTATION ON FLAT EARTH THEORY I’M SURE OUR MAPS TEAM WILL APPRECIATE
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Percentage of Americans "proud" that Trump is the President: 26% (CNN) Percentage of Americans who think the Sun orbits the Earth: 26% (NSF)
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It is sobering statistic that 7 out of 10 Americans will serve as Donald Trump’s White House Communications Director.
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Wake up. We do not have to do this. We can stop this madness through a vote in Parliament. My statement below
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Replace a semicolon (;) with a greek question mark (;) in your friend's JavaScript and watch them pull their hair out over the syntax error.
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Step one: go to abc.xyz Step two: click the period after "drone delivery effort. Step three: enjoy.
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Adam Sandler movies have gotten so bad that people have started walking out of them as they're being filmed.
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What must've happened to you in your life to make you want to kill a beautiful animal & then lie next to it smiling?
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If you enjoyed my "Get Their Attention" session at #eMetrics, please take a moment to rate me: leapica.me/1GEPeF7 via @speakerrate
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