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Aperture Science Laboratories
Joined April 2011
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Fact: You can't even.
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Cats and rabbits are completely identical underneath the fur.
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A baby robin will become an adult nightwing in approximately 62 days
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@FactSphere Reason: Facts do not exist.
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Today in 1997, scientists produced an exact duplicate of a sheep named Dolly by randomly locating another sheep.
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Memory foam can suffer amnesia if you hit it too hard.
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Be sure to emphasize the true reason for the season: helping retailers and corporations close that crucial fourth quarter.
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Contrary to their name, pawn shops often sell whole chess sets.
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Cave Johnson here. Aperture Science will donate $1 to #Hostess for every retweet this gets. That's science, folks! You can't explain that.
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@FactSphere Clearly we need to get rid of Lex and let the VP take command.
As you may be aware, there has been no change in the leader of this country. Don't make a big deal about it.
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Contrary to popular belief, calling the hurricane "Frankenstorm" is incorrect. It is actually "Frankenstorm's monster".
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If the dog is radioactive, you gain all the powers of a moon. RT @UberFacts: You are twice as likely to be bitten by a dog on a full moon.
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Several hours ago, Felix Baumgartner became the first man to land on Earth.
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The Russian Revolution had the proletariat overthrow the aristocats, in a protest against animated films.
Too bad it doesn't fire actual bullets; that's what it's made for, after all. fb.me/1RPWNKFhK
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Issac Newton discovered gravity by throwing apples at it.
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I spy something big and empty and cold oh it's space again
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For the people (who are still alive)! oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress…
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Iron Maiden is Iron Man's more musically-talented genderbend.
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