FALSE 💊

maybe they’re into the pee stuff

Sony saw Rockstar drop that GTA6 merch box without the game in it and immediately copied the homework.

My apartment complex just posted the new building internet rates for 2026: •10Mbps for $65/mo •20Mbps for $90/mo •50Mbps for $120/mo $65 for TEN MEGABITS PER SECOND. You couldn’t even download a call of duty patch before the lease expires.

I'm a little over 5 hours in and I'm just shredding through enemies. Are you not upgrading or using abilities and combos?

Colapinto ✨

Why does every AI fake video game trailer look like the character isn’t part of the scene like those vintage racing toys?

no it's not

madring more like borering amiright

Bro probably eating capybara meat

Having to avoid restarting your own PC because Windows updates break your entire setup is wild enough. But getting hit with an update prompt so glitchy and AI-generated that neither the cancel nor restart button actually functions is downright insulting. Fix your OS.

Stop being a bitch and just spend 5 whole minutes learning a skill. Could have done this with the free version of Canva in 30 seconds

Been rocking the same pair of Ray Bans since 2009 but I think they’re finally cooked 😮‍💨