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I eat. I drink. I live.

Joined August 2012
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A cheating man is bad enough. But you know what's even worse? A man who pretends to be a good person, when in reality he's a pathological liar, a lustful manipulator, and an expert at playing the victim.
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Sarah retweeted
"Oh it was SNOWING" - a bitch who's never been invited to a party let alone to the bathroom to do blow
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Sarah retweeted
Choosing a good karaoke song isn’t about what other people might want to hear. Their needs should never even cross your mind
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If I was cast on Summer House I would pretend to be dead in the pool for attention
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A cheating man is bad enough. But you know what's even worse? A man who pretends to be good, but in reality is a pathological liar, a lustful manipulator, and an expert at playing the victim...
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Cheating on a btch who really actually LOVES you & is loyal to you is a HUGE character flaw idgaf & if you could snake your own girl & play both sides on her, you are capable of doing ANYTHING to anybody & I stand on that. You cannot be trusted in any aspect of life.
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A collection of the dumbest dudes you knew from high school felt emasculated when a black man got elected president, so, to compensate, we now have a semi-sentient pig’s stomach in a red hat starting an illegal war to distract the country from all the sex crimes he committed.
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Sarah retweeted
If the Halftime show wasn’t “white enough” for you, go read the epstein files, it’s all in english and full of white people
Illegal aliens and Latin hookers twerking at the SuperBowl. Not a single white person or English translation at the Super Bowl. This isn’t White enough for me. Cant even watch a Super Bowl anymore because immigrants have literally ruined everything.
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Sarah retweeted
Strega Nona - TRAITOR Madeline - Faithful Rainbow Fish - Faithful; later recruited Paddington - Faithful Corduroy - Faithful Babar - Faithful (first banished) Amelia Bedelia - TRAITOR Eloise - Faithful Very Hungry Caterpillar - Faithful Cat in the Hat - TRAITOR Thing 1 - Faithful
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Sarah retweeted
Science is FINALLY starting to catch up: - The quality of sperm affects women's health during pregnancy. - The egg determines which sperm gets fertilized. - Men can carry the bacteria that cause bacterial vaginosis (BV) and can transfer it to women. - Men's sperm ages, and they are on a biological clock. I empathize with all the women who were shamed and blamed for these issues when it was actually due to men!
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why do bugs have to come inside like you guys have the entire outdoor world to roam in, this 350 square foot apartment is all i have
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why now? why this sperm?
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a big pet peeve of mine is when people sneeze multiple times in a row. like figure that out and put an end to it… take some control of your life
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next year maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend
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“you seem happier” thanks someone really hot has been love bombing me
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Sarah retweeted
I’ll never respect someone who knows you’re barely holding it together, sees what you’re going through, and still chooses to make it worse.
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Today is Forgive an Ex Day.
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idc if i'm the villain in your story cus you're a bumfuck loser in mine lmao
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i hate when kids scream in public... you don’t have real problems. it should be me screaming. ME
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Abusive people don't feel bad for hurting you, but they feel bad when you tell others what they did to you because it damages their reputation.
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