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Abuja, Nigeria
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Agent Favour ✈️ retweeted
First Time Having S*x With My Girlfriend in over 3 Months
We often watched porn together, but me (21m) and my gf (20f) haven't done anything in over three months.
Last night she offered we jerk off together again after our night time routines, and i was excited and unbelievably h*rny and agreed, she showered, I got into the shower, I wasn't even in the shower for five minutes before she came in saying how h*rny she was, and how she was gonna start without me, obviously i hurried up, walked out of the bathroom in just my towel to find her arched on the floor of our bedroom f*cking herself with her d*ldo suctioned to the bed frame, while watching p*rn, she saw me, but didn't stop, she was wearing some really hot thong panties and a see through bra.
I started feeling up on her ass as she f*cked herself with her dildo, it got unsuctioned and she decided to move into the living room. I grabbed the lube and the vibrator from the bedside table and walked back into the living room to find her sticking the d*ldo on our tv stand, she arched her back and told me "watch me f*ck myself" and i did, i was still in my towel, rock hard, and i watched as her perfect ass fucked her dildo, i could hear how wet her pussy was on each stroke, "jerk off to me please" she said. I dropped my towel and started jerking off, feeling her juicy butt, watching the dildo go in and out of her pretty pink p*ssy.
"call me a slut please" words i never thought my girlfriend would ever say, "your a good slut" i said spanking her ass, her back arched letting the d*ldo spread her in half, i could tell she loved it, "let me suck your dick" i repositioned myself in front of her, she was still on all fours, me kneeling, she started sucking my d*ck, just deep throating it, gagging on it, i don't know why but i just grabbed her ass and started making her fuck the dildo, my d*ck fell out of her mouth as she moaned "omg f*ck don't you stop doing that" i called her a slut again and told her to suck me, my hands are spreading her ass apart, watching the dildo f*ck her, "Am I a good girl?" she asked. "your a good girl for me you slut" i said ramming her ass back, she moaned begging me not to stop, i slapped her ass and called her a good slut, then she came on the d*ldo, shaking on all fours, with me spreading her ass watching her pussy quiver.
"please get a condom and f*ck me" words i haven't heard in three months. I ran, grabbed a condom, came back, she was bent over the counter, i put my hard dick in, slipping in her tight pussy with ease. "f*ck me please" she moaned, i started going slowly, in and out, she was gripping my d*ck, it kept slipping out so we move to the couch, she laid down over the arm rest, i slipped in with ease, and started f*cking her, her back arched and her fat ass was clapping on me, i slapped her ass, called her a sexy slut, she moaned "pull my hair" i grabbed her hair and started fucking her, she moaned "don't stop, i feel like a f*ck doll". She put one leg up on the couch, allowing me to f*ck her deeper, "omg your so f*cking deep" she moaned, "if I don't c*m here i will after okay?", I could feel i was getting close, my thrusts where getting harder and faster, "are you close?" she asked me.
My wife asked for an open marriage to cover up and justify her cheating, so I fulfilled a couple of my deepest fantasies, and f*cked her sister and her best friend
It wasn’t particularly late when I got home. Just before my usual bed time as a matter of fact. Daphne was on the couch when I walked in, and she looked smug as hell. She asked, “Did you have a good night with the guys?” I shrugged, and replied, “Meh, it was what it was, good company, and a good workout.”
She grinned at me and said, “Well I’m glad you had a good night. You ummm, wouldn’t happen to be interested, would you?” It was unusual for her to ask it out loud like that, and it kinda caught me off guard. Then I wondered if it was a test to see if I got lucky or not. I finally said, “No. I’m wiped. It was a pretty intense workout. New routine with a new coach. Really wrung me out.”
She looked disappointed, but said, “Oh. Okay. Good night then.” Despite it all, her words and expression actually made me feel bad. I finally said, “Okay, look. How about you come on up. I can eat you out, and you don't have to do anything for me at all.” She actually looked excited by that offer, and followed me up.
We stopped by to check on the kids, and when they were both asleep, we tiptoed to our room. After locking our door, I pulled her in for a kiss as I quickly stripped her down. I kissed her until her breathing got heavy, then I laid her back on the bed.
Agent Favour ✈️ retweeted
My husband told me he preferred sleeping with his phone beside him rather than sleeping with me. I thought he was losing interest in our marriage until I discovered what he was doing every night after I fell asleep.
We had been married for six years and had one son.
When we first married, my husband was very affectionate. He would hug me from behind while I cooked, kiss me before leaving for work and sometimes wake me up just to cuddle.
But over the past year, everything changed.
He started taking his phone to bed and staying awake long after I had fallen asleep.
Whenever I reached for him, he would say he was exhausted.
I tried buying new nightwear and planning weekends without our son.
Nothing changed.
One night, I jokingly asked whether his phone had become his new wife.
He laughed and said at least his phone didn't complain about everything.
I didn't find it funny.
Agent Favour ✈️ retweeted
HUSBAND: "Why did you tell the client I couldn't handle the project?"
WIFE: "Because I didn't think you could."
HUSBAND: "You recommended me for that contract yourself."
WIFE: "That was before I saw how you were handling things."
HUSBAND: "I've been working on it for four months. Everything is ahead of schedule."
WIFE: "You missed two meetings."
HUSBAND: "One was rescheduled, and the other was because I was in hospital."
WIFE: "The client doesn't care about your excuses."
HUSBAND: "You told them I was unreliable and suggested they replace me with your company."
WIFE: "My company can deliver faster."
HUSBAND: "Your company is competing for the same contract!"
WIFE: "Business is business."
Agent Favour ✈️ retweeted
My boyfriend of 3 years told me I have to go 50/50 on rent now that I make more than him and then Venmo requested me for our anniversary dinner.
We moved in together a year ago. When we first moved in, I was making $45k as a teacher's aide and he was making $75k as a software guy. We agreed he would pay 70% of rent ($1400) and I would pay 30% ($600) because of the income difference. Fair.
Last month I got my master's and got a new job as a full-time teacher making $68k . He still makes $75k . So now I make $7k less than him.
Yesterday he sat me down and said: "We need to talk about finances."
Him: "Since you got a raise, I think it's only fair we go 50/50 on rent now. Equal partners, equal contributions."
Me: "But you still make more than me? You make $75k, I make $68k ."
Agent Favour ✈️ retweeted
Keep developing yourself. The right environment, opportunities and people will eventually recognise the value you bring. 🤍
Agent Favour ✈️ retweeted
Sandra Bullock (62) was spotted on the streets getting real close with a 21-year-
old taller guy.
Hugging, leaning in, looking like they’re having a proper nice time out in the open.
She adopted a little Black boy years ago… now she’s out here clearly enjoying
younger energy.
Age is just a number when you’re Sandra. She knows what she likes. 👀
Agent Favour ✈️ retweeted
Wait…
Is Leo DiCaprio taken again, or are we just staring at the passage of time in 4K?
Agent Favour ✈️ retweeted
Most crypto projects focus on tokens, but @onlystreetsfun and @rarelistio are exploring something different.
The idea is simple: take interesting real life moments, turn them into digital assets, and give people a way to discover and participate in them onchain.
Think about a funny street moment, a trending local event, or something people are talking about. Instead of just sharing it online, these moments can become part of a new digital experience.
What interests me most is how this could connect everyday culture with Web3 and give communities a new way to participate.
Sometimes, the most interesting opportunities come from ordinary things happening around us.
Agent Favour ✈️ retweeted
Here is a question worth asking before you buy any launch: can the rules change after you are in?
On most pads, quietly, yes. bonus rates get adjusted. payout schedules get "rebalanced". the terms you bought under on monday are a memory by friday, and your only choice is to accept it or sell.
When @rebatelaunch launched on elysium, one line in that post deserved more attention than it got: launches on the pad are priced in hype or usdc, and the launch's rules are fixed at launch.
Fixed at launch means the terms are set before the first buy and they stay. the bonus rate on that launch does not get edited when it suits the team. the payout rules do not drift. what you read in the quote before you confirm is the deal for the life of that launch, not the deal until further notice.
And the pricing choice matters more than it looks. a launch priced in usdc gives buyers a stable measuring stick: you know what you paid in dollars, not in a token that moved 20% while you were deciding. a launch priced in hype keeps everything native to the chain, for the people who live there. letting each launch choose its pair, and then locking the rules around that choice, is a grown up way to run a pad.
The honest limits: fixed rules protect you from the pad, not from the token. a launch can keep every promise in its rulebook and still fail in the market. fixed also cuts both ways: if a rule turns out badly designed, it cannot be patched mid launch either. you are trusting the setup, once, instead of trusting the team forever.
That trade seems right to me. verify once, at the start, when you can still walk away, instead of monitoring a team's mood for as long as you hold.
Would you rather hold a launch whose rules can improve later, or one whose rules can never move?
