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Agent Favour ✈️ retweeted
𒀭 This has to be the most abused gif on 𝕏 right now. Most of the captions on it are dumb asf and socks like crazy lmfao.
Agent Favour ✈️ retweeted
Every meme king has their era… but even legends must know when to surrender the crown.
The old guard had its moment. Now there's a new ruler in the meme kingdom.
@DOGESH_ME isn't asking for the throne. He's taking it. 👑
14 NOV | 3:00 PM UTC
The royal takeover begins.
Agent Favour ✈️ retweeted
I thought those few days together would be something I’d eventually look back on as a crazy experience, but I was wrong. I keep replaying little moments in my head, the way she kissed me, how effortlessly she made me feel comfortable, and how neither of us seemed to get enough of each other.
A few days later, we met again, and I realized I wasn’t just craving the physical intimacy anymore. I missed her touch, her laughter, her warmth, and the way she looked at me. What started as curiosity was slowly becoming something I wasn’t prepared for. And honestly? I wasn’t sure I wanted it to stop.
Had my first full lesbian experience with a friend. Went from making out on the couch (all id ever done with a woman before then) to fingerings and eating pussy within an hour. She was amazing about it and kept saying we can go as far as you want or stop whenever. Yeah we didn't stop and had sex several times over a few days.
Confession: I thought it would be weird. But nothing about it was weird. Not worshiping her huge breasts or walking around in broad daylight nude or having our hands all over each other or eating her out or her eating me out. None of it. I loved it ALL. I think she did too, at least I hope she did.
Agent Favour ✈️ retweeted
I drove two hours in a Halloween costume for my second date, only for the entire night to turn into one of the most embarrassing experiences of my life.
A friend recently told me about his Halloween disaster, and honestly, I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time.
Here’s what happened.
He had recently gone on a first date with a girl he really liked. Things went well, and when she invited him to join her, her sister, and some friends at a Halloween party, he was beyond excited.
He put together his costume, got ready, and drove nearly two hours just to spend the evening with her. He was hoping to impress her and maybe take things to the next level.
Unfortunately, the night had other plans.
A few drinks into the party, he suddenly noticed a huge puddle of red liquid around him. Since he had already been drinking, he didn’t immediately think anything was wrong. Instead, he assumed he had somehow sat in spilled red wine.
Agent Favour ✈️ retweeted
私の両親は55年間結婚していました。ある朝、母が父の朝食を作るために階下へ降りていたところ、心臓発作を起こして転倒しました。父はできる限り彼女を抱き上げ、ほとんどトラックに引きずり込むところでした。全速で、信号を守らずに、彼は彼女を病院へ連れて行きました。
彼が到着したとき、残念ながら彼女はもう私たちと一緒にいませんでした。
葬儀の間、父は言葉を出しませんでした。彼の視線は失われました。彼はほとんど泣きませんでした。
その夜、彼の子供たちが彼に加わった。痛みと郷愁に満ちた雰囲気の中で、私たちは美しい逸話を思い出し、彼は神学者である私の兄に、その瞬間に母がどこにいるのか教えてほしいと頼みました。私の兄は死後の生活について話し始め、彼女がどのように、どこにいるかを推測しました。
父は注意深く聞きました。突然、彼は私たちに墓地へ連れて行ってほしいと頼みました。
お父さん！私たちは「夜の11時です、今は墓地に行くことができません！」と答えました。
彼は声を上げ、曇った表情で言った：
私と口論しないでください、どうか55年の妻を失ったばかりの男性と口論しないでください。
敬意ある沈黙の瞬間があり、私たちはもう口論しませんでした。私たちは墓地へ行き、夜間見張りに許可を求めました。懐中電灯を使って、私たちは墓に到達しました。私の父は彼女を撫で、祈り、そして子供たちに語りました。その光景を見た子どもたちは感動しました：
55年だったんだ...わかるでしょ？真実の愛について語ることは、女性と人生を共有することがどんなものか全く分かっていなければ、誰も語ることができません。
彼は立ち止まり、顔を拭きました。彼女と私は、その危機で共にいました。「転職しました...」と彼は続けた。私たちは家を売却し、町を離れたときに荷造りをしました。私たちは子どもたちがキャリアを終える姿を見る喜びを共有し、愛する人々の別れを共に嘆き、いくつかの病院の待合室で共に祈り、痛みの中で互いに支え合い、毎年のクリスマスに抱き合い、そして自分の過ちを許しました。子どもたち、今はそれがなくなって、私は嬉しいです。なぜかご存知ですか？
彼女が私より先に去ったからです。彼女は、私を埋葬するという苦痛や、私が去った後に一人にされるという苦痛を経験する必要はありませんでした。私がそれを乗り越える者となり、神に感謝いたします。私は彼女をとても愛しているので、彼女が苦しむことは好まなかったでしょう...
父が話し終えたとき、兄たちと私は涙が頬を流れました。私たちは彼を抱きしめ、彼は私たちを慰めました。「大丈夫です、帰っても大丈夫です、今日は良い一日でした」
その夜、私は真実の愛が何であるかを理解しました；それはロマンティシズムとは遠く、エロティシズムや性とはあまり関係がなく、むしろ仕事、補完し、思いやり、そして何よりも、二人の真摯な人々が告白する真実の愛と結びついています。
皆様の心に平和がありますように。
Agent Favour ✈️ retweeted
God I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t womanize, I’ve done my part😭🙏 please don’t let me die of something else
Agent Favour ✈️ retweeted
🎬 Alas Roban (2026)
This movie is genuinely unsettling. Watching a mother struggle to save her daughter from something she can barely understand is heartbreaking.
What makes it even more disturbing is seeing how helpless everyone feels when the situation gets worse.
You can feel the fear and desperation in every scene.
Agent Favour ✈️ retweeted
First Time Having S*x With My Girlfriend in over 3 Months
We often watched porn together, but me (21m) and my gf (20f) haven't done anything in over three months.
Last night she offered we jerk off together again after our night time routines, and i was excited and unbelievably h*rny and agreed, she showered, I got into the shower, I wasn't even in the shower for five minutes before she came in saying how h*rny she was, and how she was gonna start without me, obviously i hurried up, walked out of the bathroom in just my towel to find her arched on the floor of our bedroom f*cking herself with her d*ldo suctioned to the bed frame, while watching p*rn, she saw me, but didn't stop, she was wearing some really hot thong panties and a see through bra.
I started feeling up on her ass as she f*cked herself with her dildo, it got unsuctioned and she decided to move into the living room. I grabbed the lube and the vibrator from the bedside table and walked back into the living room to find her sticking the d*ldo on our tv stand, she arched her back and told me "watch me f*ck myself" and i did, i was still in my towel, rock hard, and i watched as her perfect ass fucked her dildo, i could hear how wet her pussy was on each stroke, "jerk off to me please" she said. I dropped my towel and started jerking off, feeling her juicy butt, watching the dildo go in and out of her pretty pink p*ssy.
"call me a slut please" words i never thought my girlfriend would ever say, "your a good slut" i said spanking her ass, her back arched letting the d*ldo spread her in half, i could tell she loved it, "let me suck your dick" i repositioned myself in front of her, she was still on all fours, me kneeling, she started sucking my d*ck, just deep throating it, gagging on it, i don't know why but i just grabbed her ass and started making her fuck the dildo, my d*ck fell out of her mouth as she moaned "omg f*ck don't you stop doing that" i called her a slut again and told her to suck me, my hands are spreading her ass apart, watching the dildo f*ck her, "Am I a good girl?" she asked. "your a good girl for me you slut" i said ramming her ass back, she moaned begging me not to stop, i slapped her ass and called her a good slut, then she came on the d*ldo, shaking on all fours, with me spreading her ass watching her pussy quiver.
"please get a condom and f*ck me" words i haven't heard in three months. I ran, grabbed a condom, came back, she was bent over the counter, i put my hard dick in, slipping in her tight pussy with ease. "f*ck me please" she moaned, i started going slowly, in and out, she was gripping my d*ck, it kept slipping out so we move to the couch, she laid down over the arm rest, i slipped in with ease, and started f*cking her, her back arched and her fat ass was clapping on me, i slapped her ass, called her a sexy slut, she moaned "pull my hair" i grabbed her hair and started fucking her, she moaned "don't stop, i feel like a f*ck doll". She put one leg up on the couch, allowing me to f*ck her deeper, "omg your so f*cking deep" she moaned, "if I don't c*m here i will after okay?", I could feel i was getting close, my thrusts where getting harder and faster, "are you close?" she asked me.
My wife asked for an open marriage to cover up and justify her cheating, so I fulfilled a couple of my deepest fantasies, and f*cked her sister and her best friend
It wasn’t particularly late when I got home. Just before my usual bed time as a matter of fact. Daphne was on the couch when I walked in, and she looked smug as hell. She asked, “Did you have a good night with the guys?” I shrugged, and replied, “Meh, it was what it was, good company, and a good workout.”
She grinned at me and said, “Well I’m glad you had a good night. You ummm, wouldn’t happen to be interested, would you?” It was unusual for her to ask it out loud like that, and it kinda caught me off guard. Then I wondered if it was a test to see if I got lucky or not. I finally said, “No. I’m wiped. It was a pretty intense workout. New routine with a new coach. Really wrung me out.”
She looked disappointed, but said, “Oh. Okay. Good night then.” Despite it all, her words and expression actually made me feel bad. I finally said, “Okay, look. How about you come on up. I can eat you out, and you don't have to do anything for me at all.” She actually looked excited by that offer, and followed me up.
We stopped by to check on the kids, and when they were both asleep, we tiptoed to our room. After locking our door, I pulled her in for a kiss as I quickly stripped her down. I kissed her until her breathing got heavy, then I laid her back on the bed.
Agent Favour ✈️ retweeted
My husband told me he preferred sleeping with his phone beside him rather than sleeping with me. I thought he was losing interest in our marriage until I discovered what he was doing every night after I fell asleep.
We had been married for six years and had one son.
When we first married, my husband was very affectionate. He would hug me from behind while I cooked, kiss me before leaving for work and sometimes wake me up just to cuddle.
But over the past year, everything changed.
He started taking his phone to bed and staying awake long after I had fallen asleep.
Whenever I reached for him, he would say he was exhausted.
I tried buying new nightwear and planning weekends without our son.
Nothing changed.
One night, I jokingly asked whether his phone had become his new wife.
He laughed and said at least his phone didn't complain about everything.
I didn't find it funny.
