Fearless45

FEARLESS 45 - The Legend In the history of legends comes the bravest man alive, From Manhattan rose a hero… they call him Fearless 45. In a most imperfect man, a champion claimed his place. From the God of Liberty and Freedom, came an unexpected face. Across the land a cancer spread, a dark and evil shadow cast. 8 years of shame and wickedness led by a weak and pompous ass. The imposter promised Hope and Change, but delivered hate and fear, Crooked Hillary was destined for the throne… the nation’s doom was near. Then a New York billionaire descended and burst upon the scene. Fake News, Dems, and RINOs scoffed… said, 'He’ll never be our king.' One by one his foes were beaten; the Deep State couldn’t take him down. Our orange hero stood unshaken. Fearless made them look like clowns. Smelly Walmart shoppers across the land responded to his call, 'WE WANT PRAYER BACK IN SCHOOLS'... and by God, 'BUILD THAT WALL!' 'LOCK HER UP!' the thousands chanted; demanding justice be restored. Clinging to their guns and Bibles, hated by the liberal horde. A Russian trap was laid for Fearless by Crooked and the Chosen One. The evil scoundrels were convinced that they had Fearless on the run. Spies and traitors faked a Dossier, then set the trap in place. An 'Insurance Policy' would guarantee that Fearless could not win the race. The Deep State plotted to destroy him, they had him in their sights, But Fearless never blinked; Instead, he reveled in the fight. America was sinking fast, a Superhero heard our calls, Fearless has a spine of steel, and a pair of BIG BRASS BALLS On a Tuesday in November, voters finally made their choice, Sick of being scorned and lectured, America woke and found its voice. A coronation had been planned for Crooked Hillary the Horrible, The wicked traitors didn’t realize a force had wakened the Deplorables. But when the sun arose on Wednesday, in spite of all their lies, America claimed its victory, and Freedom rang into the skies. Fake News howled in horror; Snowflakes wept in gloom. ’THE SKY IS FALLING’ screamed the crows, ‘Our wicked plot is doomed.’ Crooked Hillary wrote ’WHAT HAPPENED’ after failing to become queen. And the story is now legend how Fearless stomped that evil fiend. Honoring our flag and anthem, he made AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. Promises made and Promises kept… now all we do is WIN! He’s Fearless 45, the baddest beast alive, A walking hornet hive, they can't beat 45 The man, the myth, the legend, Fearless stays on the attack. The secret to his superpowers? … Diet Coke and a Big Mac. He's Dirty Harry, Captain Kirk, and Hercules in one. He ain't afraid of Democrats… he whips the Devil’s butt for fun. Hillary, Bride of Satan, crashed and burned in flames. Now she's on a world tour whining, pointing fingers, casting blame. Liberals, RINOs, Fake News creeps... they should be terrified, ‘Cause millions of Deplorables and the good Lord are on his side. When America needed a HERO, God gave us Fearless 45 Copyrighted