…of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine.🫦 || somewhere between the legal practice and literary journalism🥀

Joined October 2022
An Excerpt…(I enjoyed writing this🌸)
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people with childish excitement, I hope you never lose your sparkle
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Date night with this pretty lady.
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buying me ice cream is another way of saying you love me and can’t live without me.
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Must we read? Can’t we just depose to an affidavit that we’ve understood everything?🫩
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Things that stress me out: 1. Studying 2. Not studying 3. 1 and 2 4. 3
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Law School? It is ending in PRAISE.
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when you find a good friend, be a good friend too.
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Your CONGRATULATIONS has come #HallelujahChallenge
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i don’t know what type of snapchat you people are using honestly
I’ve been pondering over this for quite some time now…. But inshAllah this RAMADAN isn’t going to meet me doing Snaps… That place is a dead zone … you can’t be doing snaps and make heaven..😂😂 That app is sodom and Gomorrah..😭
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Que vivan los hombres que aún dan besos en la mano como si fuéramos princesas
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We honestly DO NOT talk enough about how God will give you a completely ordinary day. No emergencies, no devastating phone calls, no chaos. Just peace. That alone is a blessing.
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I love me a man who is a waist grabber.
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لايكاتي بتويتر لأني أهتم بكل المواضيع
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I can do it all, maybe not all at once…but I can.
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I like attention. In fact, I love it… so what?💁‍♀️ I get it every time, so who do you think you are to not give me?😂
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The easiest way to know that someone genuinely loves you is if they feed you. Someone who is genuinely interested in you will buy you food, order food for you, take you out to eat, and, more importantly, cook for you. This is why it is so easy to add weight when you are being loved correctly. 😂 “Baby, have you eaten?” “Babe, what would you like to eat?” “My princess, should I order that jollof pasta and turkey for you?” “Baby, what should I cook for you?” “Babe, I’m making fried rice and peppered chicken. Keep your line active; the rider will call you when I’m done.” “Baby, let’s try that new restaurant I sent you on IG.” To love is to feed and to be fed. Anyone who isn’t making sure you eat doesn’t love you. They are just lying to you.
I love her so much ❤️
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Waitttt…thought I was the only one?😂😭
I miss the time when bermuda triangle was my biggest worry..
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Intellectual compatibility doesn’t get enough credit. Being able to talk for hours, challenge each other, share what you know, and keep evolving together is one of the best parts of a real connection.
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i’ll never be too grown to get excited over a bouquet of flowers
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