@FindingCorey

Alas, that these evil days should be mine.

Joined April 2011
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“Now we’ve both been shot in the face” - Stormy Daniels
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You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.
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"We cancelled a Song from the 1940s called "Baby it's cold outside" yet at the same time the #1 song in this nation was "W*t a$$ p*$$y"
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@Tesla29 Nov 2023
Cybertruck Delivery Event xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1ZkKzjaBd…
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Tesla

Cybertruck Delivery Event

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opening hinge for the first time in 3 months
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Today feels like its gonna be a fuckin dope ass day
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Turner Classic Movies has been a fixture in my life for as long as I can remember. It’s a holy corner of film history — and a living, breathing library for an entire art form. Please don’t fuck with ⁦@tcm⁩. indiewire.com/features/comme…

Dear David Zaslav: Gutting TCM Will Not Help You Win Filmmakers Back to Warner Bros.

If luring filmmakers back to Warner Bros. was David Zaslav's goal, gutting their favorite channel was not the way to do it.

indiewire.com
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I did it again. Avoided doing something at work for weeks that legit took me 5 minutes…..
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And YouTube tv is the official sponsor of the nba lol
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Harry Potter named all his kids like some nerd who had just finished reading Harry Potter.
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Only 4 quarterbacks have started a game under James Franklin and all of them have been drafted.
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Liftoff of Starship!
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The ball’s been in her court for a couple years now
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🍝 15TH CAREER HAT TRICK 🍝 60TH GOAL OF THE SEASON 🍝 300TH CAREER GOAL
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CSPAN in the motha fuckin hooouuussseee!!!!
CSPAN
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Exchange between @jonstewart and @DepSecDef Kathleen Hicks on the defense budget: "I can't figure out how $850 billion to a department means that the rank and file still have to be on food stamps. To me, that's fucking corruption."
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Markiplier makes me feel so seen in this clip. ADHD fucking sucks. Mark is such a cool dude man…
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Why "centrist" is often used incorrectly: Imagine that liberalism (in the classic sense: free speech, free markets, equality of opportunity, etc.) is a house. There are lots of people in that house, but let's simplify it to liberal progressives and liberal conservatives. 1/
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I think you should see this
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Text to video is here. And it is at the demonic phase.
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